- My feed is like: new game, political stuff, robots, ICH BIND SLWARKERNURFER MURKLE BURGEN KRUGEN ESBSISIDOFIDOWKD webcomic - oh no, not burgen krugen. I hate this guy - ESBSISIDOFIDOWKD - His ESB documentary of the empress Sisi was pretty good though 
 
- Why are you screaming? - It’s polite in some cultures 
 
 
- It’s ich iel, you get credit for trying - huh?.. but… but they said the thing… they said ich iel… jus capitalizsed 🏢 💼 😠 💸 
 
- Life’s too short to learn german. – Mark Twain 
 Das Leben ist zu kurz um Deutsch zu lernen. – Oscar Wilde- Wait, Oscar Wilde spoke German? - From their early childhood the Wilde boys had a French nanny and a German governess, so that they grew up speaking German as well as French. - Oh damn… I mean, yeah I totally knew that?! - I mean if one reads his stuff it’s rather obvious he must have had a German governess. - It certainly isn’t surprising to learn 
 
 
- Was ist ein “governess”? 
 
- Well colour me surprised as well xD 
 
 
 - !rance@jlai.lu (French shitpost comm) - !wir_iel@feddit.org (German leftist shitpost comm, the joke is instead of “me_irl” it’s “us_irl”) - Just had a look. !wir_iel@feddit.org is a bit more than just leftist. It would be similar to calling Trump center right. 
 
 
- Tja - Tja - machste nix - Na ja *schlag aufs knie* - Langt aber auch jetzt schiebt Stuhl ein paar Zentimeter nach hinten 
 
 
 
 
- I can hardly understand it yet it enthuses me so 
- I can identify. Sometimes I check the comments to see if someone asked for an English translation. - Always feel free to do so yourself! I’m always happy to see foreigners interested in our culture - Cool. I will. 
 
 
- You can’t always figure it out, but German is so similar to English you can sometimes get the gist of it. - Exactly, for example, “ich bin laden” pretty transparently translates roughly to “I am loaded with accusations of lying underground with an air pipe and a fan” 
- I should learn it. I spent a few hours there on my way to Afghanistan. Beautiful country. 
 
- Sometimes you dont need to read to understand  - Sometimes you gotta bleed to know 
 
- But that’s the fun, slowly and painfully learning deutsch from memes 
- Fellas, is it possible to learn the Deutsche language just from ich iel? - Well, it’s not as quite bad as learning English from !i_itrl@feddit.org. 
 
- Fick. Mir auch… 
- das ist sehr glüklich… aber ich kann nichts deutch gelesen. - There he is get him 
- SPEAK - ENGLISH - YOU - SOHN - OF 
 
 
 
 
- That is very ???.. But I can’t ??? German. - I guess I “lucky/happy” instead of funny. I thought gelesen was …a feasable conjugation for read. 
 
- EHRE 
- Dobre teda. Keď vy po Nemecky, tak ja po Slovensky! 
 
- Tja… - Machste nix… 
- I enjoy ich iel a lot 














