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A picture of a person with their hand on their head and eyes closed, to imply a ear-ache. Next to it is a diagram of an ear with a part that looks like a snail highlighted in red, to imply the pain is coming from there. The person has text saying “Me (listening to the snail”. The ear has text saying “Snail in my ear, telliing me what to do.”

  • gerryflap@feddit.nlEnglish
    33·
    14 days ago

    I’ve learnt that the snail enjoys being close to the ground. Every time I stand up quickly the snail tries to disable my brain to get me back to the ground. Luckily you can trick the snail by standing up slow enough that it doesn’t notice

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    8·
    14 days ago

    Hey little boy come walk with me
    And bring your new found mollusk along
    Does it speaketh of the trinity
    Can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye
    Yes it speaks of the trinity
    Casting light at the sun with its wandering eye
    Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me
    Let’s be forever let forever be free