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I love how he tossed t-mobile in there. “…my aunt Gladys, the guy who parks too close to my driveway, that kid who rides his bike on the sidewalk, the King of Spain, Papa Johns…”
Papa Johns
Who was an actual piece of racist shit BTW, I would love to see him thrown into the mix.
Where’s that person to spam the picture when you need them?
Just say their name three times.
Not them but
y’all, i’m starting to think this guy might be a real weirdo
“starting…?”
That’s the joke! Good job spotting it!
if you can’t trust a seditious guy violating the flag code wearing a buffalo hide who goes on hunger strike because prison isn’t fun to file a normal sensible lawsuit, where do you go?
Top tip: if your doctor enters the exam room with face paint and buffalo horns, get a second opinion.
In his 26-page complaint, he has claimed that an elite group has launched a conspiracy to violate the Constitution. The entire complaint, which is more akin to a manifesto than a formal legal document, is presented in a single paragraph.
Just let that sink in.
26 pages in a single paragraph: perfect way to piss off my old English teacher
Paragraphs are woke.
Glorious.
Small potatoes in this pile of insanity but I don’t think “conspiracy to violate the constitution” is a valid cause of action so I’m guessing this will be summarily dismissed? Lol
“QAnon shaman sues Trump for $40 trillion and targets Musk, T-Mobile and Warner Bros in rambling lawsuit”
Don’t change the title
It sounds out of a pulp 80s sci-fi novel.
So wait did he actually find a lawyer to represent this fantasy?
ETA: And does he have an actual legal grounds for a suit?
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I’m starting to think the guy that dressed up like a shaman and participated in the insurrection attempt might have a screw loose.
More like, dressed up and called himself a shaman. I don’t know any shaman that dresses like that. Then again, I also don’t know any shamans…
I do know a shaman. She does not dress like that
Well, she’s missing out. Not too many occupations expect you to wear a seriously wicked get up like that!
He’s either a fucking moron or trying to drum up publicity for something.
Not necessarily mutually-exclusive possibilities, I would note.
one-ounce gold coin, valued at $40 trillion
Trump was claiming that the reason that he wanted to stop minting the penny was because the metal was worth more than the value of the penny (while true, that’s not where the real cost of the penny comes from; it’s rather from the handling and processing costs). I assume that that was to pander to someone, so I’m wondering if maybe there’s a segment of the MAGA crowd that’s obsessed with the metal value versus face value of coins.
he wanted to stop minting the penny
Whatever happened with that?
kagis
Looks like it’s going forward. 2026 should be the last year that the US mints the penny.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penny_(United_States_coin)
In 2025, the U.S. Mint announced a plan to end penny production after the 2026 production run.
The hilarious thing is that these MAGA geniuses think that it costs 3.5 cents every time we use a penny, and that is obviously a bad deal, and Libz are too stupid and deliberately wasteful to understand that.
The MAGA Economists haven’t figured out that it may cost 3.5 cents to manufacture it, but then it gets used millions of times, so the cost is amortized over those millions of uses, not just one.
The thing that will ultimately save us is MAGA’s virtuosic incompetence.
Why not both
In the first articles he was representing himself…
Not sure if he got a lawyer yet or not.
Well, I honestly can’t say that’s any more delusional than claiming to be a spiritually attuned being who answers the war cries of the Republican party. I’ve never seen a shaman more in need of a mushroom trip.
MAGA is fracturing and turning on itself. Some of them are waking up to the con of pedo Don
Are you calling them… woke!?
No, they’re not cool, they’ve just stopped sleeping.
They’re a QAnon user. This isn’t a real own if you ask me
Is it just me or did the ammounts Americans sue each other for rise an order of magnitude in the last few years?
Just another aspect of inflation.
Add a couple more zeros…
You know what let’s do it. Give him 40 trillion. Just end it already.
No give him $40 trillion of Trump’s personal money. Heck, pull it back to $40 million, that’s probably about what Trump has grifted off the Presidency.
He will never have $40 trillion, and he’s got WAY more than $40 million.
This reminds me of Austin Powers when Dr. Evil demands one billion dollars in the past, and one million in the present.
Oh, he’s grifted WAY more than that. He entered the presidency in 2016 DEEP in the hole, and emerged in 2020 as a billionaire.
A few weeks back, I read how Trump’s personal businesses has profited well into the billions in just this current term alone.
40 Million? Those are amateur numbers, Trump is aiming for GOAT status among grifters.
Lol there is no ceiling for stupid
I’ll sue ya, I’ll take all you’re money, I’ll sue ya, if you even look at me funny!
I mean I don’t want this guy being the new musk but…
Ya know what, I kinda like this guy now.
I see that someone has a bone to pick with T-Mobile.
I liked his interview with Channel 5.
That is going to make a LOT of lawyers’ boat payments!
Bizarrely, one section in the lawsuit suggests that plots for… James Cameron’s Avatar were plagiarized from his own writing.
Qanon Shaman wrote Fern Gully?
