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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 4 个月前

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to Aneurysm Posting@sopuli.xyz · 4 个月前
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    4 个月前

    It’s weird how people can not spell tongue to save their lives, unless it’s to misspell tongs.

    • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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      Like spelling Rogue. As in, not the makeup; the rebel.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      I frequently get mixed up between county and country. I’ll write one word and then I’ll just stare at it and not be able to work out if it’s the correct spelling or not.

      • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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        County is the small, shorter word for the small area, country is the big, longer word for the big area.

  • grue@lemmy.world
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    Too coherent for !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz IMO. This is just a malapropism.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      !malapropism@lemmy.ca

  • nutbutter
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    They meant “tongs”?

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      did they stutter?

    • Karyoplasma
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      No, they clearly mean “thongs”.

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        Please use thongs to pick pasties.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Yeeep

      • DivineDev@piefed.social
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        Clearly they meant “togues”, there’s a pair of slippery fish to the side to pick up the pastries.

  • Annoyed_🦀 @lemmy.zip
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    Try tongue paste try

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Gimme the donut hole.

  • Lembot_0004@discuss.online
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    deleted by creator

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Scusi ?!?!?

      Wrong establishment

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      Oh yes a happy endings bakery, the perfect start to the day.

  • Lauchmelder@feddit.org
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    they clearly meant thongs

  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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    I watched this woman touch all over the fucking bagels the other day as she reached past the sign that said “use tissues” with plenty provided. I really wanted to scold her, but I feel an adult person who would do that isn’t going to listen anyway.

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      Does a bakery near me and they have all of their tongs on little wires presumably so people don’t steal them, but the certain cubbies that you can’t actually reach because the wires are too short. So people do use their hands for those, but you just grab the ones you’re buying, and don’t touch everyone else’s.

  • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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    Obviously this is a bakery for giraffes

  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    How so? I only have one tongue.

    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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      Borrow a friends

  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip
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    Some people don’t pay there bills just lick there way thur doughnuts licky licky lick.

    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      Licky licky lick

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