I thought Staten Island separatism was a hexbear bit
All the craziest politics starts as Hexbear bits, don’tcha know?
It would be so funny if the US balkanization was kicked off by a mildly left Muslim winning NYC
They better hope for a “Cuomintang Unification Movement” else they won’t get to CUM back
Okay make it so you can’t live there and be NYPD, then.
Chairman Mandani won’t let these saboteurs secede from his glorius communist NYC!
But on a serious note, this is interesting and would be funny if it succeeds.
One Apple Two Bagel Orders system
Is there a reason to not let them? It seems like Staten Island and its voters are the cause of like 80% of NYC’s problems
I support the One NYC Principal.
Cuomintang is unironically real what the fuck
Yesterday I was having trouble with the company app during a delivery and the people in the house came and talked to me.
They were real nice. Chatted for a bit and joked about Amazon and the fact I would never use my own phone to deliver.
When I finished they turned inside with their package AND SCREAMED LIKE THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AT THEIR DOG who had been barking a bit
They looked exactly like the guy with his head slightly cropped in the top left and the woman in the foreground looking camera right.
Chairman Mandani and Generalissimo Cuomo both uphold the One NYC principle and see any attempts to undermine this point of unity as provocations from outside actors. Therefore, the CMT must resolutely and mercilessly crush so-called “Statenian” separatism lest they undermine cross-bay relations.
