JD was definitely one of those guys who believed Dane cook was the funniest man alive in like 2006
Imagine if someone killed you, fucked up cooking you, then blamed you for it
Rude, quite frankly
me, swallowing as many popcorn seeds as possible before a last-ditch attack on the cannibals.
If I’m being eaten, I hope I taste horrible.
How often do you people usually prepare a meal that takes all day and can feed a dozen people?
An attempt at being profound. Turkeys are not that difficult to prepare when store bought, and people do indeed decide to have a roasted turkey, or chicken, and many other kinds of animals throughout the year. Its just beginning to become hard to afford both in time and financially so it doesnt happen as often.
Fucker’s family probably overcooks the fucken shit until its dry every year and he just thinks thats what turkey is so he avoids it everywhere else.
Fucker’s family probably overcooks the fucken shit
That was my assumption. Rightwingers tend to be wrong in two ways. One, they think their personal experiences are somehow universal or should be universal. Two, they think their opinions are 100% correct facts.
Turkey sandwiches are only slightly more expensive than chicken at my uni and I chose to have them every day I had to eat lunch in college for like, 2 years straight? It’s not bad. Ideally you just don’t eat either but until I make the switch I’ll take what I can get. No clue what’s wrong with the blood boy that he hates turkey so much.
I forgot which chud it was (may have been just a nobody), but they posted a picture of a massive slab of meat on a grill to own the libs who said you should eat less red meat or something. Chuds can’t even eat their meat treats they claim to love so much correctly, there’s no way that slab was cooked in the middle
I roast turkeys year round AMA
Frozen clearance turkey is the cheapest protein source by a mile. Where else can you get 10+ lb of lean meat for 20 bucks?
Turkeys are swole chickens. Great for gainz
hell yeah fellow clearance meat shopper
Don’t forget the stock, a turkey carcass yields at least a gallon of bone broth. Its the best deal at the supermarket
imagine thinking that nobody likes turkey because the longest form of preparing a turkey (whole, roasted) only happens in home kitchens once a year, on a holiday when everybody has the day off for a meal so they can all collaboratively dig into 9 lbs of prepared food before it goes bad.
people go to the damn deli 365 days a year and get turkey because the deli has all the appliances to easily prepare and portion it.
it’s like saying, “everybody who says they really like ice cream is full of shit because people only make homemade ice cream like once a year or less!”
this type of shit is how you know JD vance only comes near a kitchen to ask when dinner is.
We do all kinds of crazy things to make it taste good!
I wasn’t aware that centuries of developing culinary knowledge was “crazy”
I guess for
like him maybeIt’s like hating brisket or ribs because you can’t just eat them after 10 minutes of prep.
“All kinds of crazy things”
Read: Seasoning and roasting
I’m just picturing someone putting a gravy boat in front of him and he just absolutely loses it
You mean people cook a large bird that needs to cook slowly for a few hours only on a special occasion when they have a lot of guests, and not when they just want a quick snack or easy meal?
Truly such a towering intellect on this guy. Also dude has obviously never cooked a turkey properly in his life if he thinks they taste bad.
Turkey is my go-to deli meat. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Guy wears eye liner but has never been to a Ren Faire?
Just doing bad observational comedy as public speaking.
Imaging your coworkers just got merked and the vp comes to talk and randomly starts working on his stand-up bit about Thanksgiving.
I used to eat turkey pretty regularly, and heard this shit all the time when people would see me pull out leftovers at work. My theory is that the average WASP’s idea of turkey is skewed because they only cook it once or twice a year and don’t know how to do it right so they think it sucks when what sucks is their old ass 1950s way of cooking it that they only half remember.
He wishes so bad he could be funny like Trump, fucking pathetic worm
Being American is doing stupid senseless violence to birds that don’t even taste good (according to him, but thats a skill issue), just because we can, and then giving two of them a silly name and “pardoning” them.
doesn’t actually taste good
Skill issue. Sorry you’re a shitty cook, JD.
