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  • InvalidName2@lemmy.zip
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    7 天前

    For all you youngins out there: DO NOT PUT HYDROFLUORIC ACID IN YOUR BUSSY

  • ornery_chemist@mander.xyz
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    A WAT. Y THO

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      cocaine.

      • ikidd@lemmy.world
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        7 天前

        Well, alright then.

    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      7 天前

      In order to extract the various minerals, obviously.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    7 天前

    Well I guess I’ll cancel mine then

  • Mothra@mander.xyz
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    Ok so being a chemistry ignorant as I am, I went to Wikipedia to read about this acid, thinking it was probably a very common household item sold under a different name or perhaps a very common drug with a different street name, you get it. But it’s not. It’s just some acid used in a variety of industry processes.

    Why on earth would anyone, even on drugs, think an enema with acid is something they need to experience? I’ve never done cocaine and I’m also not into painful anal stuff so if you are into either and care to explain I’d really appreciate it.

    • SEND_BUTTPLUG_PICS@lemmy.zip
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      I’m into both and I still can’t explain what he was thinking.

      • bebabalula@feddit.dk
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        Username checks out

      • Mothra@mander.xyz
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        8 天前

        Thank you

    • Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
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      Well, some people should not do drugs. It can cause all kinds of conditions that you may have genetic predispositions for.

      One notable case: drug-induced psychosis which causes (among others) delusions and severe confusion. Sounds like one might pour a deadly acid in their ass when delusional and severely confused.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      the person was also DRUNK and on cocaine.

      • Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
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        These two generally cancel each other out. Not perfectly, but a dose cocaine makes your drunkenness symptoms not as bad and vice-versa. So if you ever want to win a drinking competition, do a line of cocaine beforehand.

        • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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          Ime it just makes your experience of you less drunk. You’re still making drunk decisions just with the confidence of cocaine

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            I meant mostly physically, your decisions are pretty much double fucked by both cocaine and alcohol.

    • fullsquare@awful.systems
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      it can be bought in italy as a cleaning agent without going through entire process as for reagents purchase iirc

      • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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        It can used to be bought in the US from hobby stores, it’s used to etch glass

    • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net
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      Maybe a bizarre suicide attempt by someone with some chemistry knowledge?

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        If someone had some knowledge of chemistry/biology they’d expect it to be agonising pain

        • Mothra@mander.xyz
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          Yeah that’s the bizarre part. If you are picking this very specific acid you either stole it without knowing anything about it or you know exactly what it is. Both equally puzzling

    • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      It’s one of the most scariest. Definitely don’t put it up your butt

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      isn’t it “poppers?” a common party drug that it supposed to be left open in a room and passively inhaled?

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        No, poppers are various alkyl nitrites. Hydrofluoric acid is a different thing altogether. It has no psychoactive properties but will give you nasty chemical burns.

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          Isn’t … isn’t hydrofluoric acid what Walter white (breaking bad spoilers:) >!used to dissolve a body? !<

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        Nope, poppers is something tottaly different (amyl nitrite). It’s also not ass-friendly. AFAIK people inhale it directly from small bottles (cca. 10—20 ml).

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        That’s amyl nitrate.

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        HF is caustic, poppers use nitrate compounds.

    • lib1 [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Remember the scene in Breaking Bad where they dissolve a body in acid? It’s that one. Just in some dude’s butt. So maybe he was watching Breaking Bad and misunderstood what was happening

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      The answer as to why is in the abstract: dude was flying on coke.

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        I’ve done a whole 8-ball in one night. Coke doesn’t make you stupid or blow out your inhibitions. This guy was something special to begin with.

        • M137@lemmy.world
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          It definitely blows inhibitions and also makes do you dumb stuff, but nothing close to this level. I’ve done 8-balls in one night and have done dumb stuff I wouldn’t have done without it, same as doing dumb stuff on alcohol and even weed. But this is so far removed from that, he’d have to have absolutely no idea about the dangers and I really think there must have been someone else who persuaded him in bad faith.

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    sniff “Let’s do some acid”

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      literally and up the butt.

  • chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world
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    Surprised he didn’t win a Darwin Award for this one!

  • Kate-ay@lemmy.world
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    No fucking way

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    “intoxicated from intranasal cocaine administration” is such a hilariously sterile way to say it.

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      I actually appreciated that they put in the “intranasal” because it would have made way more sense without it.

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    How is this cunt alive? And how concentrated is “concentrated”

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    I was trying to poop and now I can’t. I deserve this for scrolling on the toilet.

    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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      Sounds like you could use an enema.

      • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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        I vote citric acid this time

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          don’t forget the mentos go first!

          the fresh maker

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          '89 Joker has entered the chat

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    Jeeesus they picked the most active possible in amazed they’re not just instant dead

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      if it was left untreated, the necrotic colon wouldve caused sepsis due to secondary bacterial infection.

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    It’s not a party unless your doctor gets a whole paper out of it

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    This paper is apparently referenced in the Wikipedia page for HF: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrofluoric_acid#cite_ref-28

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      Cases of intestinal damage from contact with hydrofluoric acid requiring surgical intervention are rare but known in medical literature

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    I wonder was he ever able to get his ostomy reversed since they did just Hartmans, or did the acid also destroy all the anal muscles and all that, preventing it. Yeesh what an interesting and horrid way to fuck up your life

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