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tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net ·
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[CW: Mentions of suicid] Crazy I predicted Mamdani years ago and none of you believed me

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[CW: Mentions of suicid] Crazy I predicted Mamdani years ago and none of you believed me

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tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net ·
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  • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Who the fuck was snot owl

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      One of the several thousand Owl accounts we had before the Great Owl Purge of Smarch 2023

      • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        Peak owlslop

        • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Ok ok ill stop the slop bit. Peak bitslop

          • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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            Slop_Owl

          • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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            • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net
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              Its us

              • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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                Seriously though, cuddle

                • Johnny_Arson [they/them]@hexbear.net
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                  The Slopsons

      • Bishop_Owl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        Can someone fill me in on the Owl lore? I chose this name because it’s relevant to me personally, and also I just think owls are neat.

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          There’s no real lore, we just had several people with owl themed usernames and several dropped off over the years

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Partially from coincidentally having several people with owl in their username earlier on and also @Dort_Owl@hexbear.net currently and in previous owl themed accounts has kept up the being an owl bit and had made myriad shitposts related to it. Plus we all like owls

          • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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            owls are just derpy cats of the skies they are delightful

            • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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              I dont think if asked ‘are owls cool?’ Anyone on earth would say no. Owls are neat

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                The humble field mouse: scared

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          The owl bit peaked when somebody convinced @NoisyOwl@hexbear.net to join because of his user name, without telling him that there’s an owl bit.

          (He stuck around for like a week and made floppy-owl before disappearing.)

          • Bishop_Owl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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            You must be like, the progenitor then, yeah? Since you have no prefix.

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              Nah, a few people signed up with owl accounts at the start of the website. I’m just the one who thought of trying a tiny username.

              If anyone is actually responsible, it’s @Dort_Owl@hexbear.net, who’s been one of the most active posters on the site for ages.

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                Woah woah woah you were here before me, it’s your fault. I’m innocent.

                OK I’m not innocent.

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      Well, when a snort_owl sneezes really hard…

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    This post will be removed for being too funny

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    Probably CW this for mention of suicide.

    • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      Done

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        rat-salute-2

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    More like PresiDON’T

  • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    spoiler

    https://hexbear.net/post/7035726/6757321


    ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

    • tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      This post is very real and I did not use Inspect Element to change stuff in a thread then screenshot

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      the comment you linked to reminded me of this awesome website: https://hackertyper.net/

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    i-cant

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