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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 22 days ago

World War Who

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World War Who

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sempersigh [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 22 days ago
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  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    Crimes against whomanity

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      22 days ago

      Rom congratulations i give you my first ever “best post on this site r/n” award

      i do detract a single point however because you didn’t use the kelly emoji as is tradition

  • groKKK [none/use name, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    21 days ago

    maybe even Who genocide

    Posters like this will try to invent anything in order to avoid dealing with their total lack of care for the victims of actual crimes against humanity, such as white people in South Africa. Sure, talk about an imaginary “Who genocide” which not only takes place in an entirely fictional world, but is not even proven to have actually happened given the information that we can actually derive from that fictional world! Pollute the web with these fantasies and let white genocide go unimpeded in South Africa.

    • Palacegalleryratio [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      21 days ago

      Had a jesse-wtf moment before I noticed who was posting! Haha

      • LeninWeave [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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        I can only imagine the experience, lol.

        Posters like this will try to invent anything in order to avoid dealing with their total lack of care for the victims of actual crimes against humanity,

        very-smart OK, seems harsh but I understand where it’s coming from given (for example) the genocide in Gaz-

        such as white people in South Africa

        wut

      • groKKK [none/use name, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        21 days ago

        Out of character post: Should I be glad that I’ve become the user equivalent of the fakenews comm?

        • Frivolous_Beatnik [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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          21 days ago

          Nah, your bit is actually funny

  • HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net
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    It certainly casts the Grinch’s relationship with the Whos and Whoville in a different light that he served in their military. Maybe he’s a disaffected veteran, struggling with PTSD, and he’s been abandoned by his country.

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      21 days ago

      Gritty remake of the grinch when?

      • KurtVonnegut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        21 days ago

        Hurt by Nine Inch Nails starts playing

        “Christmas. Christmas always reminds me of the smell of burning flesh…”

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        21 days ago

        The Mean One (2022) is like a Hallmark movie that turns into a slasher flick with the Grinch as the killer. Not exactly a character-driven piece though.

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    22 days ago

    what-the-hell

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The Clean Whomacht Myth would have you believe it was only the Whoffen SS that committed war crimes.

  • thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.netM
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    22 days ago

    Carpet Bomb Whoville

    • LeninWeave [none/use name, any]@hexbear.net
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      21 days ago

      Jolly Despoilment of the Presents by Olive-colored Ne’er-do-wells (complementary).

      Uncritical support to comrade Grin Qi Huangdi for his war on Christmas, as well as the first world.

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Are they going to war on Whos on the same speck or do they have a sort of space military for fighting other specks?

    • ChaosMaterialist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Like armies in winter, the Whoville Navy waits for the Thaw to reach their enemies.

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    21 days ago

    In the cgi movie, they sing a Christmas carol that references Christ and Satan by name.

    So that implies a whocifiction, and a who-hell. Can you imagine the wacky who-flavored tortures that would be inflicted in both scenarios?

  • RedWizard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I mean haven’t we read the butter wars? This seems like the next logical conclusion.

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    You think there was a Whotler?

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      you think he was… successful? everyone’s celebrating christmas… and we never hear about any Whews…

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    The existence of a nuclear carrier implies the existence of Whopons of Mass Destruction.

    Maybe there’s a Wholin Powell presenting a bag of Whoranium Yellow Cake at the Whonited Nations General Assembly.

    • ∞ 🏳️‍⚧️Edie [it/its, she/her, fae/faer, love/loves, ze/hir, des/pair, none/use name, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      Uh, isnt it the Security Council.

      powell-propaganda yeah he’s sitting down.


      ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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    Whoyghurs

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    deleted by creator

    • tocopherol [any]@hexbear.net
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      21 days ago

      cri chefs-kiss

    • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      That Grinch’s name? John Rambo

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    First Blood (2000)

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