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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 15 天前

I'm not that stinky, alright! 😭

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I'm not that stinky, alright! 😭

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 15 天前
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    15 天前

    My wife gave me a couple packs of boner pills and ones to make my dick bigger.

    Not sure what’s she’s trying to tell me.

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    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Did they work?

      • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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        I have a friend that is also interested in this answer, please op

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          Any updates? Asking for my brother

          • Ⓜ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.zip
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            You won’t get no reply guy is stuck between the chair and the table

  • astropenguin5@lemmy.world
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    Okie but what if we showered together :3

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      can we?

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        Ofc :)

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          :)

    • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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      You could even hold hands in the shower 😎

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        Lewd

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    My partner and I showered today. I think it’s been a week. They smelled good before and after but different good.

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    Take that shit away from her right now

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    NOFX - “Showerdays”

    In the morning I awake
    I feel my bladder about to break
    I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
    Just feeling lousy

    My girlfriend tells me that
    It’s time to take a bath
    I say, “No, not today, it’s only Tuesday”

    Once every 24 hours
    I’m supposed to take a shower
    That’s not the way I do it
    Do it do it
    Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
    I don’t want to do it
    Do it do it

    It doesn’t make a difference to me
    Everyday I do the same old thing
    So why should I have to be clean?
    Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
    Also known as shower days
    I hate them

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      Do it!
      Just do it!

      Don’t let your shower dreams be dreams,
      This morning you said it’s only Tuesday,
      So just do it!

      Some people wake up, just feeling lousy,
      while you’re gonna shower hard at it.
      Nothing is impossible!

      You should get to the point
      Where the water runs cold
      Where anyone else would quit
      And you’re not going to stop there.
      No, what are you waiting for?

      Do it!
      Just do it!
      Yes you can shower,
      Just do it!
      If you’re tired of starting over,
      stop giving up,
      shower forever

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    I’ll never forget that she has snow white fur… It’s black cause of the filth

    And we wouldn’t have it any other way.

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