✅ Double Ds
✅ Dick barely works
✅ Cry all the timeYeah, it’s draft dodging time

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Transgender people in Ukraine would beg to differ in how effective claiming to be trans is to get out of military, but unless you at least have “legally” transitioned it doesn’t count to them. Even worse, if you have legally transitioned, but didn’t have SRS, they could make up some BS.
Of course USA is not UA and idk how much it’s applicable in a situation where they’re drafting people to send abroad vs keeping them trapped at home.
they’re going to block you from getting hrt then force you
i dont think they are going to allow self id
Yeah, whats more likely is a “sex as defined at birth” criteria, circumventing the trans ban by invalidating transness directly.
Walking into an entry processing center gonna be like an episode of Ru Paul’s Drag Race…
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FYI it’s easier to just say you’re gay and an opioid addict. That’s how my uncle got out of Nam.
Too late, these tits aren’t going anywhere
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Folks won’t have to bother; if they instituted even a limited draft, the basic training system would collapse immediately
Ambulance exhaustion, psych holds, hospitals on the training bases overwhelmed, fights, catatonic trauma responses, panic attacks, barrack RIOTS, drill sergeants unable to cope leading to rule-breaking like putting hands on conscripts
Support roles for the training system are already understaffed, if they really want to dare then look forward to seeing a political crisis develop after the chaos on the bases hits the news
The inevitable video footage of fleeing US soldiers being chased down by Iranian drones is surely gonna help with morale.
I truly hope they’re stupid enough to do it because it would just hasten the collapse of the empire.
“You want me to join the army? Ok, can you please explain this ‘fragging’ thing I keep hearing is cool?”
I truly wish I could share in your optimism.
Corporal Klinger part 2: Draft Dodging Boogaloo?
I think I read that the military was actually concerned about this very possibility.
If there was a draft I wouldn’t be surprised if they walked back the trans / gay bans immediately.
Everybody can refuse the draft for every possible reason.
Sarge, I’m only eighteen, I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse
I’ve got eyes like a bat and my feet are flat
And my asthma’s getting worse
They are going to send the Gestapo (aka ICE) to their doorstep instead as a deterrent
A draft would mean they just armed and trained a bunch of people who fucking hate the government, who 110% do not want to be there or help. i know theyre stupid enough to do it anyway but id like to think theyd consider this















