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glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 天前

Live in the boat, eat the slop, die for israel

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Live in the boat, eat the slop, die for israel

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glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 18 天前
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  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    18 天前

    maybe the toilet clogging wasn’t sabotage after all

  • mickey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    18 天前

    Such awful food! And the portions are so small! Lol have fun invading Kharg Island or whatever, I’m sure Naval logistics planned for you guys well in advance don’t worry.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      It’s “maximum lethality” sweetie not “maximum food rations”

      • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Maximum lethality actually referred to how lethal their logistics and planning are for US troops.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    18 天前

    The extra empty tray slots to rub it in chefs-kiss

    Also, does anyone have a guess for what that grey thing is in the first picture? Filet of yeesh? biden-pain

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      18 天前

      I think the two “meat” items might be Nutraloaf Shoe Insole Patty and the ever-popular Nutraloaf Pile 'O Poop.

      -–

      Nutraloaf

      Nutraloaf, also known as meal loaf, prison loaf, disciplinary loaf, food loaf, lockup loaf, confinement loaf, seg loaf, warden burger, grue or special management meal, is food served in prisons in the United States, and formerly in Canada, to inmates who have misbehaved, abused food, or inflicted harm upon themselves or others.

      It is similar to meatloaf in texture but has a wider variety of ingredients. Prison loaf is usually bland, even unpleasant, but proponents argue that nutraloaf provides enough nutrition to keep prisoners healthy and helpfully can be served and eaten without utensils, which can be a liability in the hands of unruly prisoners.

      • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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        or inflicted harm upon themselves

        Oh you’re suicidal? I’m sure forcing you to eat boot leather will cut that right out!

        • bunnossin [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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          18 天前

          This is one of the most horrifying things about the US to me. Not this specifically, but the fact that if you suffer enough in prison to just try to end it all you get tortured even worse. This place is literally hell

      • Ishmael [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        18 天前

        More like “Neutraloaf” kelly

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      18 天前

      it looks like the sliced gyro meat that i’ve gotten from the freezer section before, tastes fine if you actually fry it up which it looks like they didn’t lol, also one piece is like half an ounce

  • BeanisBrain [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    18 天前

    Incredibly cruel to serve them British food

    • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      18 天前

      “We should rule the waves for centuries, let’s copy the british model”

      “Not like that”

      • SteamedHamberder [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        17 天前

        Hegseth just sent the Memo they need more rum, sodomy, and the lash.

        • All Ice In Chains@lemmy.ml
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          I guess this food will make the sodomy easier. The lash will seem less painful too. But will they even get any Rum?

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I just realised that a lot of “survival food” like chickpeas and rice, stuff that keeps well for a long time and is also really cheap, is much, much easier to make a delicious meal out of than whatever this is. This isn’t even likely to be the cheapest option for the US military to feed their troops, this is probably on their plates because of a grift.

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      17 天前

      retvrn to hard tack

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        17 天前

        Gonna join the “storing my liquor ration in my gun barrel so I can get fucked up once a week” gang

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    18 天前

    Simplot IQF carrot disks, precooked burger patty with smoke flavor added, and something heavily oxidized, preformed, maybe chicken/turkey that is in the process of spoiling? The other tray is either shredded pork or beef, with textured soy protein added, and some of the worst tortillas ever created, stabilizers and who knows what else. All heavily processed.

    That looks just like jailhouse chow. Lol.

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      jesus I thought those tortillas were napkins. Cannon fodder ass meal. the troops really are losers and suckers

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I think the thing on the left is the beef/lamb gyro meat you can get from sysco but not at all cooked maybe

  • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Reminder that the mutiny on the battleship Potemkin was kickstarted by maggoty meat.

    • bunnossin [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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      timmy-pray timmy-pray timmy-pray

  • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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    When you can’t even feed your war criminals lmao

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        • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          :war-criminal:

      • bunnossin [she/her, it/its]@hexbear.net
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        18 天前

        They need no food in the pit barbara-pit

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          18 天前

          I love the way you think

        • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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          18 天前

          bunnossin has my vote next election, have you heard about their platform to drastically reduce military logistic spending??

        • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          17 天前

          twisted They do have access to all the seasoning they can absorb.

  • Ildsaye [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    17 天前

    May the child bombing vessel drift the seven seas, unlit and rudderless, denied every dock until all supplies are utterly gone, nothing left of the crew but hungry ghosts trapped aboard forever.

    • glimmer_twin [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Unlimited albatrosses on the first world

  • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    18 天前

    makes my coworkers food look like 3 star Michelin shit, I can’t even tell what that thing on the left even is

    • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      @NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net figured it out it’s uncooked frozen gyro meat, they get similar stuff at my job but it’s supposed to be fried and shredded on a flattop grill

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        uncooked frozen gyro meat

        it’s technically already fully cooked, like sliced bread, it’s just suppose to be fried for better taste, cooks probably just stuck the bag in the fridge to thaw it and served it cold lmao

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    There’s just no fucking way a trillion dollar military doesn’t have food. I thought it was supposed to be communism without food.

    • haxboar [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Of course they have food. Here’s a picture of it being delivered:

      • LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        I heard someone say he hired a doordash grandma for McDonald’s and i guess that happened? Imagining her going through all the white house security is an image for sure

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      maybe the libs were right when they said the military is socialism

  • segfault11 [she/her, any]@hexbear.net
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    pete hegseth announces blockade of troops’ colons

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    “You gonna eat your insole?”

    • SerialExperimentsGay [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      the bootlicker to booteater pipeline

    • Hexamerous [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Looks like a thick slice of lead.

  • XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    literally eat shit and literally die boot scum

  • Zoift [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Just think how good your last meal will be GI. Clog your toilet now, turn back before its too late

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      Your Chef has abandoned you GI.

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