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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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    I see you have the machine that goes "PING!"

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      They were dead tired.

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    I did this for myself last time I had oral surgery. I was in recovery still a bit out of it. I have an unusually low heart rate and the darn heart monitor kept sounding an alarm as I’d doze off, apparently going too low. Finally got up, unplugged the machine and laid back down as my ride home, sitting in the room waiting for me to come to and be released, laughed her ass off.

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    What’s with the face?

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      Nothing much, what’s with your face?

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