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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System

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Amazon Fires Employee Who Tested Positive For Having Food In Their System

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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    That took me a dystopian amount of time to realize it was the onion…

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      They got me too for a few moments.

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      What’s a “dystopian amount of time”?

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        An amount of time that would only be expected if you’re living in a dystopia.

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          Idk if I were living a dystopia I would quickly assume is true because is a dystopia. The issue is now that are in-between.

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      Haha. I thought the same at first. Sounds about par tor the course.

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      Same. This is what makes this one brilliant.

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