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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

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funny@lemmus.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • Lexam@lemmy.ca
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    You see they want to be eaten.

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Vore me mommy uwu

      • 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world
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        How can I delete someone else’s comment?

        • key@lemmy.keychat.org
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          Connect to your instance’s PG and run: DELETE comment WHERE body ILIKE '%uwu%';

      • Darken@reddthat.com
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        deleted by creator

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          thonx beb <3

      • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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        Dee, that’s weird even for you.

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          HOW DÜ Ü NO ME

          also you are correct

    • Hoagie@lemmy.ca
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      The children yearn for the mines, the chickens yearn for the mouth.

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      Post this every time a vegan shames chicken instincts in the comments.

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    We had parakeets and lovebirds that would do the same thing, they’re either really stupid or really trusting or both. Seeing how gross birds can be sometimes with just at-will pooping made it feel disgusting though, like they were gonna poop in my mouth at any moment.

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      Do birds poop at-will? I swear they poop subconsciously

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        They just poop whenever and wherever, doesn’t matter where they’re at, maybe it’s subconsciously and they just don’t even care. However, their almost perfect aim in hitting my car seems to suggest they have some amount of control over the process.

      • LemmysMum@lemmy.world
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        Cloacas don’t have a sphincter.

      • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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        Birds poop whenever because they have no anus. They just poop.

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          Cloaca is the word of day!

        • Agent641@lemmy.world
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          I have no anus and I must poop

          • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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            Then you have pooped!

  • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world
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    Is anyone here old enough to remember the crunchy chick from Fable?

    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world
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      Yes! I love that it gave you 2 evil every time you ate one.

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        Me strolling up to that one Demon Door with a bulk bag of crunchy chicks, 'bout to get some loot.

    • Asclepiaz@lemmy.world
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      😋

  • the dopamine fiend@lemmy.world
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    “I know my destiny…”

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    You’re supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez

  • db2@sopuli.xyz
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    Mmm, salmonella.

    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      Especially when you imagine where those feet have been

  • TheBogeyman@lemm.ee
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    KFC (Kentucky Fresh Chicken)

  • OBG@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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    She acts like thats the first cock that’s been in there…

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      Ok, but that’s a chick to be fair

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        Good point, allow me to correct my statement.

        She acts like that’s the first chick she’s ever eaten.

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          Much more accurate

  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    Honestly I’m finding this mesmerising lol

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    Now just chew and swallow, honey. Finish your breakfast.

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