• Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    Stop, Consumer! You have comitted wrongthink! The Small Government TM is coming to protect your children from the woke contraband. Please stay calm. Your child has been exposed to empathy and understanding. We are taking every possible legal measure to ensure your child stays neatly within the Christian approved boxes designed 6,000 years ago when our Earth was created. This law was brought to you by the Kock Brothers and other conservative Super PACs.

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    Pearl-clutching MAGA Moms and police abusing their power. Name a more iconic duo.

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      No it’s true. They sent a SWAT team in, busted through the door and threw flashbangs and smoke grenades.

      Source: my dad is the CEO of Police

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        12:05 we arrived on the screen. Subject: 9 year old white female, 4ft 3in, brown hair, pink dress. 12:10 we identified the lgbtq+ book the subject was reading based on the rainbow dusk jacket. 12:15 deployed flash-bang and smoke grenade. 12:16 assault team b breached the rear of the building and assault team a entered front of classroom 12:27 subject offered little resistance and was taken into custody. Medal of valor was awarded to all operation members for their bravery.

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    Honestly what do these people think happens to someone who reads a book? Reading books seems like the least threatening way to get information, I mean you can stop reading the book at any time you feel like.

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      They’re afraid kids will pick up the idea that some people being LGBTQ is just a normal part of life.

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      They get ideas.

      Which is why these idiots only want people reading their book.

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      From the people who love to say “it’s just words, words can’t hurt you” here comes “books and words are super dangerous and needs to be banned!”

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    I mean, I’m just saying… if I was a kid again, with kid motivations… I’d be making constant anonymous complaints about ‘obscene’ LGBT books to get out of a few minutes of classwork.

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      Would you feel guilty when the first time you do this they shot four of your friends due to “resistance and possible weapons” and two of them are now dead?

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    Great use of taxpayer money. Nothing like taking officers off of real problems like human trafficking to go check out if a book mentions “the gays”.

    Fucking worthless

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      Funny thing is that Sodom and Gomorrah had nothing to do with gay stuff.

      Ezekial 16:49

      Behold, this was the guilt of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease, but did not aid the poor and needy.

      It was greed and inequality.

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      Ezekiel 23:20:

      There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

      Sure you don’t want to amend your statement?