Just being honest.
who the FUCK is black mold futures
e: I have a day one account, I know who BMF is, lmao. I was just being facetious towards OP not mentioning them
How dare you use that language to refer to the Prophet
the fact that people are confused by the legend is part of what makes BMF such a legendary poster. It’s impossible to separate the myth from fact
Don’t worry comrade, stay here long enough and you’ll encounter BMFs works
I still expect to see UlysseysT’s formulaic comments. Gone, but not forgotten.
WTF happened to Ulysses?
Either started a life off grid and didn’t have time for Hexbear any more if you believe the official story, or assassinated Kissinger and went into hiding if you believe the cool story.
4th Plane (Spiritual Realm)
As we move away from the physical planes of existence, we reach the spiritual plane or the spirit world. This plane is often described as a waiting room of sorts. When beings from the physical realm of Earth planes reach out into the spiritual world, they’ll enter into this space.
However, upon dying, this is the area that spirits will arrive and it isn’t until they’ve expanded and increased the vibrational energy levels that they can advance to the higher planes of existence.
It’s also important to note that lost/wandering spirits can exist in the 3rd plane. Arguably they are caught somewhere between the 3rd plane and 4th plane, not really existing in either but also being in both at the same time.
5th Plane (Plane of Divinity)
The fifth plane is a little more complicated because it’s actually not just one plane. In order to understand it, we have to consider the beings that you’d find within this level. Here you would find the likes of Jesus Christ, Buddha, and the highest ranks of spiritual masters.
However, reaching this level doesn’t get you in a room with Jesus, so to speak, as this plane is divided into multiple levels based on vibrational energy levels. This is arguably the final plane that any non-God being can reach short of becoming one with God at an energy level.
6th Plane (Plane of Law)
As we begin to explore the final planes of existence, we struggle to put these concepts into words. It’s almost impossible to fully understand what planes actually are. The 6th plane is where the laws of the universe function. If this universe was a computer, this plane would be the code that runs through it.
It’s everywhere and yet nowhere at the same time, and yet it interacts with every single aspect of the computer/universe. To give you some examples of the laws that function from this plane, you have the Law of Attraction, Law of Gravity, and the Law of Thermodynamics.
7th Plane (Plane of God)
The final plane of existence is God’s plane. If we continue with the computer analogy, this plane is like electricity, the plug socket, the wires, and the computer components.
It’s fluid and solid at the same time, encompassing everything and flowing through everything and yet still existing independently. This is God but more importantly, it is energy. This energy creates and flows through all the other planes.
You omitted the 8th Plane - you know, the one that hit the second tower.
Which plane is the one where you get really at people for liking TV shows you didn’t?
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Power dynamics
They are just listing to legendaryposters that the unions told them
Where they the one who said no artist should every be famous beyond the small town level cuz apparently having people like your art in another zip code was bourgeois or something?
Tervell.
Not legendary, but he posts a constant stream of content into my slop bucket and I can’t help but respect that.
Good slop good guns
I like how Tervell is our weapons guy, our cutesy anime guy, and our no-context screenshot of a STALKER mod guy
Aye, but wha- abou’ Thomas Muenster? There’s a user whose name is like that… pre’ y sure he’s related to him…
cromalin literally spends her entire waking existence digging up gold for c/traaaaaaans and this is the thanks she gets??
and no happybadger? he’s the premier source for patriotic facts about the Democratic People’s Republic of Sashatown!
not even a single mention of kristina or dayofdoom??? no othello???
i could go on forever but i won’t. send me your address OP. right now.
your hard work for this community does not go unnoticed!
All of them are cool especially Kristina
you will accept the adoration of the masses and you’ll damn well like it!
@Cromalin@hexbear.net is a bae
happybadger is one of the few good redditors left, iirc he’s a mod for r/Modernism
he has legit some of my favorite posts AND he taught us the secrets of making pet-face flags
may his light never go out
If I ever become known as ‘legendary’ I’m logging off forever.
Sounds like something a legendary poster would say
Do I have to fight @SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net in single combat?
Yes.
Owl too stronk
ya’ll remember 7 Deadly Fetishes? he was legendary for bad reasons. More infamous, i suppose.
-7deadlyfetishes
It is not a legend the tankies would tell you…
One day this site will know me by my effortpost comments which follow the exact same pattern:
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Hyperspecific information about random topics
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Is extremely pedantic about wording
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Goes on wild tangents when using examples, analogies, and irl experiences that often take up half of the comment itself
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Is visibly restraining self in the comment from rolling off of one rant and directly into another one
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Uses too many paragraphs
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Fails to respond to replies at least half of the time
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Terrible proofreading
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Always has more to say, gestures at this often, tries to remember that people might actually have to read the comment and holds back because of character limits and attention spans
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A love of semicolons
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e.g., i.e., etc. all the time
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Every third sentence comes with (bonus additional content), frequently needs to use square brackets within parentheses because the bonus content has its own bonus content
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Often threatens to make effortposts in comments, rarely does
Strong vibes
I appreciate your… whatever this is.
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Shitbird.
o hai how r u hppy 2 b numin8d
They are so back.
SHITBIRD IS BACK
Wonder what happened to Dave, his boss, I still remember spamming comments so we could get that post to the front page
Melina. Enough said
we stan
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Whoa, no Melina hate allowed please.
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Sorry man I gotta defend Melina here. She is funny as hell.
I made good with Melina. she’s legit.
You are a traitor though dirtowl
nooooo I like you too tho
I need Melina to keep me on my fucking toes. One of these days I’m gonna slip up for real, and then I’ll be dead. It’s important work, even if it hurts.
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Snitch . This man would probably tell on fellow comrades to the pigs.
TC69 erasure
TC69 erased herself, that’s why she’s not here
trying to pick up the slack jeez dude
ignoring @privatized_sun@hexbear.net too smh
I like to think I’m at least well known for always being around.
You are, corgi, dw
you’re one of my legendary posters <3
Dawwww
The most legendary posters eventually log off to go on big
ReadFanon will someday too, I’m sure of it
probably when you read fanon