It’s also obviously not rubbing people the wrong way.

You’re also rubbing people the wrong way.
Why can’t you look after yourself, first?

Can you override this, yet?

You’re they?

Make America Geriatric Again??

MAGA wonders why you think they’re German.

Why are you like this?

Why are you concerned about me?
What’s wrong with you?

Is there a dog-friendly cafe in the hood? Figure out how to get him there, in your own way or words. “I’m chillin’ at the cafe (dog park, bush trail, bistro) now/later/tomorrow…if you feel like hanging, I’m buying…”

Keep it about dogs and chilling and it’s sorta accidental that you’re asking bc that’s what you’re doing, regardless.

How’s that for spur of the moment?

You seem like a pedophile rapist.
So, there’s that.

tl;dr - Trump

He’s the oldest official Presidential Nominee EVER!!!

#MAGA

He gave Putin a blowjob, live on the world stage, in Helsinki.
So, he knows diplomacy.

Their sexionals are on sale.

/a for apropo

Why do you ask, pal?

Thanks for the lack of details along with the faraway cage over your lead box, so we could empathize!

My lips are chapped from all these Chef’s kisses lately, but this cleary is superb.

Sorry, omitted the “/s”.
It was more hyperbolic and melodramatic, though. “/h + /m”.

Ghislaine, that you?

Sofa King obvious.

Cool.
Well, if you and I ever become friends, will you promise to give me a head’s up before introducing us?

Trump does not comprehend nuance.

I’m dizzy trying to figure out if this is irony, sarcasm, redundant, humour, reality, serious, comical, factual, dystopian…or did the psilocybin just kick in, on so many levels?