• Kieselguhr [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Can’t they borrow the CIA’s heart attack gun? Since Trump is the biggest threat to America?

      Either Trump isn’t Hitler 2.0 or they don’t give a shit that he’s Hitler 2.0

      • NPa [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        They have been hitting him with the heart-attack gun continuously since he started running for President, but because his heart is constantly failing on its own, all the gun is doing is restarting it.

    • MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Alternate reality Kamala:

      Democrats, it’s time to fight for our lives. A fascist is about to take power and we need to do everything in our power to stop him.

      Time to get a gun.

      Ladies, instead of pussy hats it’s time to pack pussy gats

      • MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        My fellow Americans, I have invoked the 25th Amendment and relieved Pres. Biden of his duties. As President my first priority is activating the national guard and bringing them to protect the white house. Fascists will not step foot in here!

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      Executive order, no criminals can be presidents with a legal memo from DOJ is the least I would expect if the situation was reversed

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        The Supreme Court would overrule it. Not that such an executive order could be made to begin with.

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          John Roberts has made his decision, now let him enforce it

          More seriously you probably wouldn’t need to issue any new executive orders, signing the existing presidential emergency action documents is probably sufficient, plus declaring a couple of people terrorists

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          Damn too bad there’s literally no way to influence the justices’ nor is there any way to pack the courts and you just have to respect their decision, too bad there’s no precedent for this. Whelp guess we gotta hand over power to a rabid fascist who will destroy the country, it’s not like the president is legally allowed to murder him or something, oh well.

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      I thought Trump was gonna end democracy and America? Do you not want her to do everything she can to stop that from happening?