• Kieselguhr [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Can’t they borrow the CIA’s heart attack gun? Since Trump is the biggest threat to America?

      Either Trump isn’t Hitler 2.0 or they don’t give a shit that he’s Hitler 2.0

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        They have been hitting him with the heart-attack gun continuously since he started running for President, but because his heart is constantly failing on its own, all the gun is doing is restarting it.

    • MayoPete [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Alternate reality Kamala:

      Democrats, it’s time to fight for our lives. A fascist is about to take power and we need to do everything everything in our power to stop him.

      Time to get a gun.

      Ladies, instead of pushy hats it’s time to pack pussy gats

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        My fellow Americans, I have invoked the 25th Amendment and relieved Pres. Biden of his duties. As President my first priority is activating the national guard and bringing them to protect the white house. Fascists will not step foot in here!