profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances
hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend
RIP bozo
as someone with highly advanced entrepreneurial skills in the marketplace of business administration, i would have simply chosen not to fall out of a box to my death in front my employees. but i applaud his commitment to the lack of a social safety net.
As a multi-billionaire with thousands of employees and millions of clients, I am here to tell you that the secret to business success is not found within the classrooms of Harvard or the board rooms of JP Morgan, but within a straight jacket wrapped in a large iron chain being plunged upside down into a pool of ice water with only a close-pin between my teeth.
When you have no safety net literally, as a bit, because you want to make some weird internet communists feel a moment of joy.
“Good work 47”.
47, sneaking around catering as a chef, armed with a banana
It looks to me more like the handiwork of Agent 86.
The lib I made up in my head to argue with; “You can’t just mock people for dying in stupid ways you have to remember the human”
Me “Lol his vast unearned wealth literally sent him plummeting in to the earth where he was crushed by his own arrogance an vaniglory looooooooooool”
Noo you can’t just laugh and make fun of someone for flying too close to the sun and melting their wax wings, remember the human!
hahahaha imagine falling a mere 4.5 meters and dying I would simply roll to avoid fall damage in to a 2h poke.
I recently hit dad age and omg Asuka needs a supportive home environment and the way her character is treated both in the story and by fans and marketing is disgusting and horrible.
I have no idea of the context of that emote beyond “pathetic” and have no desire to know
There is wisdom in ignorance
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We accept the colloquial truisms that “what you don’t know can’t hurt you” and “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”.
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As killing is a kind of hurting, what does not hurt you cannot kill you.
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We make an intersection of the truisms with “What you don’t know can’t kill you”.
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“What you don’t know makes you stronger”. Ignorance is strength, QED.
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it’s really all the context you need. she makes that face while calling protag-kun that. more context will only make you wretch.
I know one guy in the audience saw this and thought “I should’ve wished that I wanted to win the lottery instead”
sooooo many people had to pretend to be covering their mouths in horror to hide their smiles.
Removed his bloated salary from the payroll, man was truly dedicated to profit margin optimization until the very end.
Holy shit imagine how great it would have been to be in the crowd. Have you ever seen a video of one of these things? Imagine the feeling of sitting in the audience and realizing you were going to get to leave early.
Not quite as good as the submersible but I’ll take it.
Hey at least they’re trying to innovate. The savings of using a cage versus a submarine goes right to the investors.
Something extremely symbolic about the guy who made a billion dollars hy cutting corners, many of them probably in regards to workers protections, dying because a cheap chain snapped on them.
He succeeded in making a grand entrance.
And exit.
this is the type of efficiency you can only find with C-Level people
He donated $5 million to establish the Vistex Institute for Executive Education at the school in 2017.
For the crime of contributing to a business school ten thousand thousand deaths will not suffice.
nooo think of all the hungover frat bros who wont have to take a real calculus course because of his generosity.
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When you optimize profits by cutting safety regulations.
If there’s a video out there i would pay to see it
Lmao I thought the cage went down with them but they tumbled out the side.
omg, i love that they show it on loop. watched that bozo fall like 6 times.
omg I did too! A simple safety harness would have saved them! THey could have just clipped in to the cage and they’d be fine! This is 7.634 thousand times funnier now to me, personally, a person who will hold up the entire fucking work site to make someone put on their eyepro.
“Shake hands with danger”
never thought there would be video of this omg thank you so much
You did it you beautiful sicko! I love you
The sound heard when he fell https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-ZIXJdDW4
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