i really wish more of them were melting down in this slow, simmering style that reveals how pathetic they are to the whole world.

it just being elon gives off a vibe of “bad apple” too much i want to see a bunch of billionaires slowly losing their minds in the most public way possible. really lift the veil

bill gates just has this swarmy “i have done awful things, gotten away with them, and theres nothing you worms can do about it” on his face every second and i hate it

Never ask Bill Gates where he was March 1st, 2013.

That video of Bill Gates jumping over a chair lives rent free in my head

Bill Gates is buying up farmland so he can LARP as the Supreme Kulak during the upcoming climate crises famines.

Gates just knows how to shut the fuck up better than the muskrat does.

Divorce really shatters some men huh?

Most men are too fragile to handle the truth that they are a bad partner.

He already has all of that but what he really wants is to be funny on the Internet and he has squandered tens of billions of dollars in pursuit of it but he will never ever have it

If I were a billionaire I’d buy a P-liner, a blimp, a ski lodge and an apartment in a couple of cities I like and you’d never hear from me online. I’d probably still be a billionaire, because that’s how wealth works. Or if the money doesn’t obliterate my conscience I guess I’d give a bunch of money to zapatistas and do a left-wing Murdoch empire and abolish homelessness or something.
Either way I wouldn’t be spending my one divine life posting on twitter x any social media.

Edit: You’ve got to be a very special kinda fucked up to not immediately check out once you become a billionaire. Think of how many of them there are, and how few of them we hear from or of?
I think Zuckerberg kinda had this realisation when he was amping up to run for president. “Wait I’m already a billionaire, why am I doing this shit? I want to live in a corporate VR hellscape where I am god, I don’t give a shit about America! I’m gonna go do my weird waveboard thing, grill my meats and work on a worse version of 2nd life!”
George Lucas is the same. He lives on a ranch where he makes movies no one sees and once in a while he pops in to say shit like “Oh yeah the genre of music the cantina band played was called Jizz by the way.”

this is most of the 80hrs/week he claims to work.

King of SpaceX is much more pathetic

It makes me think about Trump calling Farage “MR. BREXIT”

Any time I see that emoji I just think of this

Fair but I’m genuinely excited for how a techbro in this neo-gilded age is demonstrating the abject lack of anything which the economy is built upon.

All the talk of innovation and disruption, of how Elon Musk is some genius and not just a privileged trust fund baby marketing to other privileged trust fund babies (like the majority of the art and music world, going by market share), and how it’s anything but a massive grift… of course it’s horrific and ultimately tragicomic but at the same time we are rapidly approaching a massive emperor-has-no-clothes moment with regards to Elon himself, the industries he represents, and the US economy itself (at least to a certain degree).

Y’know it’s like the Elizabeth Holmes Theranos sorta thing or the Enron thing where there were knowledgeable experts sounding the alarm at the time but people ignored it because of the anarchy of the market and slick PR and the gaming of the economic system - on the outside looking in it’s quite obvious what’s going on and the underlying pathology in the political economy that gives rise to these phenomena but in the moment so many people get duped.

I think that people will look back on Elon Musk as an utter charlatan and a disaster, and hopefully it will provide people with insight into how the US economy actually functions, and to me that’s a pretty exciting prospect. So I look on at Elon with excitement over what he might bring with him.

When Elon Musk first started talking about stepping down from Twitter, I had a discussion with a comrade. They said that they hoped Elon would step back from Twitter. I said that I hope he stays on leading Twitter because it risks him destroying his reputation and collapsing his empire and so even back then I saw his gross mismanagement of Twitter as an absolute win.

I’m no accelerationist but if capitalism is doing the accelerationism then I’m only concerned with doing what I can to mitigate the harm it inflicts on the proles; I do not care for curbing the self-destructive excesses of capitalism itself.

That’s this same account lol

Mf was pretending to be his own son 😂

rip putin wife took half the Russian army in the divorce 😔

Lmao what?

Here, comrade, you dropped your /s

russiagate-tier take

???

Don’t know about the source of the tweet, since he took the account down right as discovery began for this case, but here’s info about the case and deposition: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-didnt-want-his-latest-deposition-released-here-it-is_n_66133d2ce4b0d81853f9a766

People have known about that account for a couple years. It had stuff like wanting to goto a night club but not being old enough to go, but golly it sure sounds like fun.

Here’s clips from a year ago.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/12yj7df/elon_has_an_alt_account_where_he_role_plays_as_a/

That acct got brought to light at least 2-3 years ago, back when I was active in twitter, so all I got for you is a “I seent it!” Lol