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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Do not trust it. Do not follow it.

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Do not trust it. Do not follow it.

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • hyper@lemmy.zip
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    FYI the beard is photoshopped in. The original video is on his insta handle @zuck

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      Either way he still looks realer

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        Well yeah, they said it was photoshopped.

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          Yeah but I thought only the beard was shopped

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            Zuck himself is a shop of a human, so I fail to see your point

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      Not just the beard, eyes and brows

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        He now smiles

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          He could always smile. It’s just that it’s hard for him to do so when not disemboweling anyone.

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    Trust your dog. He barks, you shoot.

    barking-dogs-barking-4261093109

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      Bad advice. My mom’s dog has bad separation anxiety. She’d have to start blasting every time she leaves home or goes from the car to the grocery store…

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        Removed by mod

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          Well, I for one want to hear more about your racist dog?

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            Removed by mod

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            I, too, had a racist dog. He didn’t like black people. He grew up in small town Canada where there was only one black family and the dad was the garbage man, so I think he developed a grudge against him coming up to the house once a week, doing his business with the cans, and then leaving.

            Eventually we moved to a more populated and diverse area and that grudge carried on targeted at any black men :(. I swear he was a good dog otherwise though lol

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          I have a sexist dog. She hates all men other than me.

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            Removed by mod

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        … 🤔 … maybe we will double check first.

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      If I shot everyone my dog barks at, I’d be committing genocide. This motherfucker barks at every single person that walks by the house. Yet, as soon as the doors open, she’s their best friend. WHAT IS SHE BARKING FOR?!?!

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        She’s inviting them in.

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      And always aim for the brain.

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        No. Aim for the arms and legs joints. The brain cpu is encased in a titanium skull.

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          What if it’s liquid metal?!

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            Gunshot and acid

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      Recently I’ve been replaying Ocarina of Time and my stupid dog barks every time a chicken/Cucco crows. She gets up and barks and freaks out, even though I have actual chickens that actually crow all the time. When Ganandorf evil laughs though, no reaction.

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        She knows the bigger threat when she hears it

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          I mean…

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            Cluck around and find out!

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    More than the facial hair and longer curly hair, I think the chain really sells it

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      It learned that linked metal pieces are a thing which human persons adorn themselves with.

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        I wanna be adorned

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          Download the Meta Quest avatar upgrade package now (only $9.99) and your avatar can be adorned!

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      His look has „costume designer from a Ben Affleck drama“ written all over it. It‘s definitely a very calculated move.

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    It’s getting wild out here.

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      He is obviously inflated, she has to hold him down or else he’ll float to the ceiling.

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      It’s like someone instructed him to smile and that’s the best he could come up with.

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      This is btw real lol

      https://www.instagram.com/zuck/p/C4AI5mVLduO/

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        This gives me the big cringe

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        deleted by creator

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    This is mostly lighting. Changing from a colder light to a warmer light does wonders.

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      It’s actually photoshopped

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        Only the beard and stache

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        That one guy photoshopped a beard onto him because he looked more human this time around

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    He’s been smoking way too much meat.

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      Eating the sweet ray babies

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    Now he looks like he had a failed music career.

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    Bro looks like Logan Paul

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    Those eyes though…

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    Now none of us are safe

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    Zark Fuckerberg

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      Zuck Fatberg

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    Looks like he got sober

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    One strange looking guy 😆

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    The Zuck is most effective at CQC. If he gets within 15 ft of you without your gun ready, you’re dead.

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    Is that chemotherapy hair, or does hair get curly on its own sometimes?

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      He’s Jewish I’m pretty sure, a lot of ours hair just does that when it gets a little longer and the conditions are right.

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      it’s a filter/photoshop, that picture is not real

      edit: to be fair, the hair wasn’t altered that much but the beard was just slapped on https://www.today.com/popculture/mark-zuckerberg-photoshopped-beard-rcna148770

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