- As every commenter on this type of post said: If they arent mentally fit to drive, they shouldnt drive. - I will not be kind to people who fuck around with two tonne machines. - Those people are the reason why we need fewer cars and more trains. - Or buses, don’t forget buses. 
- I’m gonna need a bigger garage if I get a train. 
 
- Like no one uses their blinker anymore! It’s such a habit for me, I’ll turn it on when exiting out the driveway and we are the last house on the block! My husband makes fun of me when I do it, but it’s just such an automatic thing for me. Like seriously, I’d rather drive surrounded by semis because at least they are courteous and signal lane changes. - ETA: It’s like everyone said fuck it and forgot the rules of the road. They’re so fucking simple too. 
 
- Two things, one is a quote from my father and one is from George Carlin. - “If you don’t get angry while driving you’re probably the problem” - “Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac” 
- I feel this. I can be the most empathetic person in the world. Unless I’m driving. - Me too. I’m the go to therapist for my friends and frequently get accused of being too understanding of the ‘other side’ (not in a obtuse way, even when I’m explaining situations I have been in). And then I throw V’s and fingers and yell out my passenger side window when you’re an obnoxious jerk forgetting to indicate or sitting in the middle of a lane, without hazards, blocking traffic. God my BP is rising just typing this comment. - I’m very glad my daughter is now old enough that I can call people fucking assholes in the car when they’re being fucking assholes in their cars. 
 
 
- Well, to be fair, I don’t care what you’re going through; if you run a stop sign and nearly T-bone me, then fuck you. 
- Same energy as the shopping cart theorem. One of the few good things that came out of 4chan. - Hmm - To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as correct, the appropriate thing to do - to be fair, productivity is divorced from wellbeing under the current system (i.e., automation lowers wages/ removes jobs), and so creating work for an employee (i.e., the Keynesian “digging holes in the ground and filling them back up”) is not an insane position. - Yeah, I’ve automated parts of my job for at least the last 15 years and never have I showed a boss or colleague, if they knew I’d either get more work from the boss or a colleague would steal it when they leave and soon every fucker would be using it 
 
 
- Am I the only one bothered by that slanted hyphen? - Arrrrg it’s not even the same angle as the horizontal part of the ‘e’. 
 
- Feeling called out here! - At least they can’t hear me cuss at them, but that might not make it better. 
- And this is why i avoid traffic :) - Very rare to get angry when walking, biking, or using public transport. Generally it just makes me happier. - I take it you’ve never been to Amsterdam? Lots of screaming and bell ringing to get the hell out of the locals way 😂 
- Do you live in a big city? In Manhattan I’m constantly angry while I’m outside my home. - Well i mean you can’t avoid traffic in manhattan so that just proves my thesis. - Where i live you can just ignore the roads 90% of the time if you’re not in one yourself. 
 
- You’ve clearly never ridden the New York subway during rush hour. 
 
- Wise words of wisdom… 
- The duality of man. 
- Precisely. 
 
- …accurate 
- Did we just become best friends? YUP! - Only if you use your turn signals. - Always! 
 
 
- yup! - …and yup lol 
- Amen. 












