“Can think for herself” makes me thing they’re just trolling
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Has all teeth ✔️
Yeah thats just too over the top
Thinking for herself is a requirement in the industrialized world, since adulting is a subset. Maybe there’s a farm that raises gentle ladies-in-waiting with only domestic skills the way we train service dogs to help disabled people, but such women are not found in general society.
Also, not thinking for herself makes her unemployable in a society where all adults are required to earn a living (which often takes more than one full-time job). So this requirement implies the guy is rich enough to afford a family on one income.
In short, like the 1950s man, he’s not looking for a date or a wife. He’s looking for a household appliance. Kenmore will sort him out.
As for
the rest of us losersworking class guys, real women who think for them selves and can adult are an asset and a keeper. Heck, if they can think for us too, sometimes, that’s a bonus.
“Can think for herself”.
Dude really wants to do the “Where do you want to go eat?” “I dunno, where do you want to go eat?” vicious cycle?
Right now, I could go for a burrito or two
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I finally got around to watching that and it keeps getting funnier.
He forgot to include “- Can recognize satire”
Yeah, this has to be satire, right? Right?
My Poe’s law detector is flipping out rn.
You’d hope so but it aligns way too close to a lot of the “trad wife” types for me to be too sure
That just means it’s good satire
Nah, good satire can be recognized as satire. This is indistinguishable from what some manosphere dudes post.
Having a penis conspicuously absent from this list.
Even this guy knows trans women are women. That battle has been lost and won.
Trans Inclusive Radical Misogyny, where trans women are inferior because they’re women, not because they’re trans.
This gives me gender ew-phoria
This man is basically saying out loud “Don’t date me, I just want a servant I can fuck.”
Oh and one that looks nice on pictures or at events.
Ah, a Bangmaid!
I’m seriously on the fence with this one. A couple of points make it really difficult for it to not to be satire, but I’ve met guys who would unironically think of “can think for herself” as a malus - but they wouldn’t admit it out loud. Now, can there be some kind of cave creature so pulled apart from civilized life that they would think this and post it?
I’m pretty sure this guy does want a woman who can think for herself. Otherwise he’s gonna have to tell her how and when to clean the house, plan and cook meals, take care of their kids, and manage the household…etc. He’s gunning for the Monkey’s Paw version of a tradwife.
Vaping would be a deal breaker for me. Besides being douchy, I just plain don’t like it, just how I hate smoking. Piercings I probably wouldn’t like outa taste, but someone who can think for themselves is a must otherwise I’d get bored quickly. Not being able to cook would be somewhat problematic as I can’t cook well either, soooo…
You can learn to cook together 😻
The type of person that wants someone that can’t think for them selves…isn’t really that high on the mental flag pole of life.
But the saying is code for a bunch of stuff, I really doubt that they mean they are searching for someone with severe brain damage and has trouble performing even the basic functions of life.
Yeah that just means “someone who asks her husband permission to do most things that aren’t chores like it’s the handmaiden’s tale”
This guy is a troll, which does not rule out also being a sexist bigot.
In any joke there’s a part you believe and a part you don’t.
“Can think for herself”
Give this man an inflatable fuckdollCannot cook, only 8/10
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Really think everyone should know how to cook, at least the basics
Sadly that’s very likely not what that person meant.
I know, but that would be on my list too (tho it wouldnt just make someone a ‘1/10’)
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I am pretty sure it’s satire. “Has driver’s license, can think for herself”
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Normally I would agree, but we are in the the bizzaro timeline
Lots of these are on my list of wants in a partner. Give me a tatt’d up sailor mouthed gym rat any day of the week. Driver’s license optional.
“Not lobotomised”
“Over 18”
… my first thought when I read “never dated a woman” was “yeah, because these are mostly the basic requirements for an adult women. Sicko obviously likes them young”
This is a satire, right?
Seemed realistic enough at first but then “thinks for herself” and “been to more than 3 countries” puts this obviously in satire land.
This person needs to hire a cook and get a sex doll. Actually scratch that, door dash. He’s way too fucked to interact with other humans. I feel bad for anyone in his life.
