I got like maybe 3-6 depending on technicalities and my mood that day
One time I said merry christmas to a sunscreen wearing atheist small dog owning blue haired california barista who eats bugs and her brain went
Woah really blew her socks off didn’t ya, scout
She was so owned she repented and converted to Catholicism and turned her hair back to a natural color on the spot
bare feet are more woke?
Depends on your kink
Sunscreen is woke now?
👏DON’T👏CALL👏YOURSELF👏A👏MAN👏IF👏YOU👏DON’T👏HAVE👏SKIN👏CANCER👏
Not getting cancer? Fucking
I got checked for skin cancer as a secondary to something else and needed to schedule surgery to address relatively quickly. Turns out the recommendation is you get checked annually starting at 25, part of me feels compelled to pass this on since I had no idea.
The skin exam was fairly cheap, the biopsies to confirm were not, so good luck I guess.
vegetarian
willing to eat the bugs
I am willing to eat the bugs, but I choose not to from a moral stance
Bugs are gross little meat robots and I don’t give a damn about any of them!
Except bees. They’re sweeties who communicate by dancing and anyone who hurts them gets the wall.
Bees and jumping spiders
It’s me, the “vegetarian” that wants to eat bugs
Bugs are plants, otherwise how could you explain their role in pollination?
They’re freaks
6/10, guess I’m not woke enough. I refuse to start reading the NY Times to increase my rating though.
same… im not reading no stinkin NYTimes to increase my woke-score, sorry I guess ill just have to live in my VW Beetle instead of upgrading to the tiny home
Yes I’m vegetarian yes I eat bugs we exist
Getting skin cancer to own the libs
Relative has had melanomas and refuses to wear it because he thinks there’s some bad shit in there.
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If you aren’t white, you’re political and therefore woke.
Just want to say that even if you have dark skin, the sun can still fuck you up. If you’re at like 45+deg N/S you’re probably fine, though.
Oh absolutely! I still don’t tend to use it even though I’m in a sweaty ass state (and an awful one), but I’d be open to seeing how it could benefit me.
I’m a fellow sweaty person (doesn’t help I’m balding so my head gets sweaty and sunburnt), and I know the struggle to find sunscreen that doesn’t make you feel completely gross on a hot day. That being said, when you find the right one for your skin, you really can tell the difference, and it feels really nice. It’s really worth it to go through all the trouble.
i will eat the bugs
I read the NY times when it’s reposted to a niche communist website and we dunk on it for not being woke enough 💅
What is moma
I would try a bug if it was offered to me and it looked like a food item. Probably not a live bug
Museum of Modern Art
6 out of 10 i guess? is that awoken or not?
Those are rookie numbers.
Damn I only got 3/10, am I a conservative?
sorry pal
He made a list of “woke” things and failed to mention anything LGBTQ-related entirely
Sunscreens right there tho
To get a given rating, do I just have to do the thing listed for that rating, or is each item also a prerequisite for the numbers below it? If the former, I’m a 9. If the latter, I’m only a 3 (if you take vegans as a subset of vegetarians).
