Heehee.

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    What do they mean report to jail? Shouldn’t he have been beat by the cops and in jail already because the bail was far more than he could afford. Ultimately causing him to lose his job and put an incredible strain on his family?

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    The fuckhole is going to finally serve some time. He can never be referred to as anything but a convicted felon from now on. Rot in hell, maggotbag. LOL

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    dude fucked us all the way over here in south america.

    why is it never a police raid and handcuffs for these people? always just pwease come get awwested 🥺

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        Somehow these evil chucklefucks are able to rack up multiple felonies, defy court orders, do whatever they want and really face no repercussions. If his lawyers ever manage to convince him to actually do his time it’ll be in the cushiest, softest minimum security camp. This guy is who people are talking about when they say eat the rich; he’s like a cartoon villain, he’s evil because it’s fun and easier.

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      I am pretty sure there was an FBI Raid for Michael Flynn awhile back. Ironically he was on social media saying “Come and Get Me, Libs!” And then registered Republican voter Robert Mueller came and got him.

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    I think this might fall under “cruel and unusual punishment” for his cellmate. Imagine having to live in a tiny room with this blowhard.

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        Alright, listen up. We have a fugitive on the run: Steve Bannon. We need all hands on deck to track him down. Our primary search areas are Taco Bells and other fast food joints. This is a coordinated effort, so follow these instructions carefully.

        First, teams will be deployed to every Taco Bell in the vicinity. Check the dining area, restrooms, and parking lots. Speak with employees and customers. If anyone has seen him, get as much detail as possible about his direction of travel.

        Second, expand the search to other fast food chains: McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, KFC, you name it. These are high-traffic locations where he might blend in easily. Again, cover every corner: inside and out.

        Report in every 30 minutes with updates, even if you don’t find anything. This is a time-sensitive operation, and coordination is key.

        Stay vigilant, stay sharp, and let’s bring Steve Bannon in.

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          What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

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      I hope he does, so that he can serve his full sentence properly. No skipping out to the hospital or rehab.