I’m an amazing shot but I don’t suffer from main character syndrome, so I’d be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.
I’m the guy forcing all of the poets to mine coal and all of the coal miners to write poetry.
My real use will probably in tech and mechanical/electronic engineering.
But if it’s entirely my choice - I’ll go pick tasty berries for everyone to eat.
Doing a whiteface minstrel show.
I literally grow beans for a living now so growing beans
The king! The king has revealed themselves!
I make chili and cornbread in industrial vats. We tell you that it’s vegan, but the beanis are actually the ground up remains of beanis posters from badposting.
Last time I had chili at the hexbear compound it was too spicy, and when I asked for milk you gave me soy milk and I said “nooo it doesn’t gave the enzyme that disables capsaicin!” and you all called me a milkboy nerd while I cried into my chili.
Cum Retrieval Specialist
Daily provider of minimum one (1) cool bug that I found outside
Bottomless pit supervisor
It’s gonna be a full time job keeping so many bottoms out of the pit.
cop
closet liberal
Pigpoopball cleaner
Huh, it was all a dream…
Unholy
I’ll be making liquor. There’s a good chance I end up consuming a large chunk of it though
Same but with growing weed
I am going to be making r/prisonhooch so proud with the amount of highly questionable alcohol i’ll be making
You ever make skeeter pee? Not the worst thing I’ve ever drank
no but i should. i really want to try and make umqombothi one of these days
umqombothi
Oh that’s interesting. Sounds kinda like South American chicha corn beer.
Skeeter pee is super easy to make and almost tastes good.
CW horny
dick sucking factory
that’s not the workplace, it’s my job title