That sounds like a pokemon
Screams of a thousand dark souls…
>barges into view
>releases 20,000 demons
>refuses to elaborate
>and he waddled away (waddle waddle)I actually wasn’t expecting it to be that shade of color either.
They are brown - just looks like that with the spotlight
Thanks! Was about to ask about the Darwinian prospects of a flightless, wingless avian colored like a medium rare steak.
I eat kiwi all the time and I ain’t never heard them make a sound.
They’re obviously dead before they put the them out at the grocery store. I bet you don’t see yours running around outside either.
Worst alarm clock ever.
And that’s what you really need to wake up
Drive by
Sounds just like the fruit.
Ah, so the kiwi has a bird body but still uses its dinosaur voice.
This is a dinosaur
Nightmare Potato.
I like how it leaves in a swiggity swooty fashion.
I had to rewatch the video to make sure I got an exact image of what swiggity swooty means
How have I never noticed that these goobers don’t have arms or nothin. I can’t imagine this thing walking in any way other than a swiggity swooty approach.
This is God’s creature right here.
I thought kiwis spoke English.
They do have a funny way of speaking it.
Git off my dick
All my friends have been on my deck.
They say “LILILILILILI!” Then cut your throat with a thrown chakram that bounced off the throat of the guy beside you.
They do speak English, but in spoken Kiwi, they convert 75% of their vowels to a short i.
And their short i’s to a short e
All our vowels are just “u” (or schwa as I was once told).
- Nuw Zulund
- Fush und chups
- Uh nu, u’m buchd, u’m buchd us.
Who triggered the robot’s theft alarm?
There is currently chaos in my house. I played this on my phone without headphones and my dogs have absolutely lost their shit. The Miniature Pinscher, being a Miniature Pinscher, was barking and spinning and occasionally attacking his spaniel brother who just has this “WTF BRO” face of horror on. Mayhem.
PS: He’s calmed down…after a close to ten minute freak out.
Play it again!
As it goes with Min-Pins, he couldn’t give less of a shit the second time around. He’s over it.