What god is that mouse?
My money is on the elephant!
I dunno, that balls kick was a hell of a headstart and could change the outcome
When they’re both Christians, Jesus just picks his favorite. If you lose you know that you’re not jesus’s favorite. Sorry that’s just the way it is. Loser.
Now I want to read a book that starts with the sentance:
“The war in heaven started with a spelling bee.”
It’s called the boble
Could you use that in a sentance?
They just did
Wow, looks like the Judeo-Christian god knows how to fight dirty.
Sorry to all Christians but every Hindu deity wrecks Jesus 1v1. That’s just facts.
IDK, the christians build gods like a grade schooler:
My god built the ocean.
Oh yeah well mine built the earth, and the ocean is on the earth.
Hey you can’t do that, besides I have a second god and he made the sun.
I don’t need two gods mine is as powerful as all yours put together and he made the heavens and it has the sun in it.
THAT’S CHEATING! And I have another god, he made the stars!
Oh yeah well mine made everything including all the gods and he can count to infinity!
Oh yeah even the evil gods?
……yeah but thats not his fault.
Is too!
Is not!
Is too!
Is not!
Is too!, Is too!, Is too!
Is not time infinitely!
For his human form, yes, but Holy Trinity-wise, I’m not so sure. Beyond 1v1, archangels tip any scales in JC’s favor.
Are you also including the entire Hindu pantheon? Because I don’t think the trinity has a chance in hell, archangels notwithstanding.
The Holy Trinity includes God who is supposedly all powerful. I think He can hold His own 1v1. I’m not saying He would thrash every Hindu god, but it’s not a trouncing of God situation, either. Regardless, when you start adding in the entire kingdom of Heaven, even against the entire pantheon of Hindu gods, I think Heaven wins out.
I never thought of it like Voltron.
What about that one who sleeps for like 32 million years? Seems like he would be pretty easy to off.
You’d think, but even with being vulnerable and asleep, all attacks thus far didn’t wake it up it, much less kill it. Don’t fuck with it.
Now I just want to know what this deity is I should fear.
But Jesus never fights alone 😏 he’s a dirty ass cheater.
Interesting tidbit, the National spelling bee was created by Doug Cornette. The Father of loud mouth, racket waving, heel wrestling manager Jim Cornette
Which explains why he was such a word Smith and could talk a mile a minute while insulting the crowd
He looks like a thinner version of lives-in-a-van-down-by-the-river guy.
Just as loud
I adore this comic for some reason
why jesus cakes hanging out
Also my money on the four armed elephant dude with an axe
Dude forgot to gird. Rookie mistake.
Go on.
Yes it looks like an iron axe, and God has a problem with Iron:
https://biblehub.com/judges/1-19.htmJudges 1:19
The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron.
So the idea that God is almighty is pretty ridiculous, according to the Bible that is.
I never actually read much of the thing
I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don’t care that it’s not native to the region or whatever.
Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.
I can’t claim to have much experience in the matter, but I don’t think people who just chill generally have chariots fitted with iron. Like if your neighbor happened to have a tank and a bunker, would you say they’re just chilling?
Plus they had already taken the hill country from presumable whoever was there. So if I’m in the plains country, I’m not gonna be super chill with these land takers all up in my shit.
Yeah once Phil takes his resperidone and valium combo he’s chill as fuck
Wish his wife didn’t poach more than half the valium though. Fucking rude as hell. I wanted some.
If we consider the Sistine Chapel’s depiction of the realm of heaven to be divine inspiration, the clothes were added later after some complaints.
The whole concept of original sin is such that pure beings such as Adam and Eve did not even realize that they were naked until they ate the fruit of carnal knowledge.
Therefor it is canon that God likes to hang out with his wang out. Freeballin.
Also Jesus was a bottom
Do you think he was topping 12 dudes a night? They started a religion after him because he was nice not because he was a multiple cummer
So it totally makes sense for him to be flying cakes in a fight with a Hindu god
Consider that the first time he broke out the superpowers was when a wedding didn’t have booze. So he turned WATER INTO WINE. Just don’t rule out him topping 12 dudes a night is all I’m saying. He brought the party.
Is me not a multiple cummer? Why do they say Jesus will come again?
if Jesus is a top that changes everything
it means he really is daddy
I’m not sure what your religion is but I regret to inform you that you’re not going to the good place.
Based on having had to read that comment I would say we’re already in the bad place
I’m a slut for cum fill me Judas
~Jesus Christ, probably
No pants for serious mode
Since 2008 Ganesha only lost two times. I guess Jesus is past his prime. And the first loss wasn’t really a loss, since it was 8 first place winners with 7 kids of South Asian descent.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scripps_National_Spelling_Bee_champions
I mean look at him! Jesus doesn’t seem like he has much of a shot against that beast of a deity.
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This just made me think about Shin Megami Tensei. I think Messiah (the closest equivalent to Jesus) would probably win 1 on 1, but the whole Hindu pantheon would probably wear him down eventuality.
Edit for non-smt fans: SMT is Pokemon for religious and folk mythology. Lol
Also relevant, two people of the same religion praying for the same thing. The god fights themselves. Or flips a coin, free will remember.
Jim Carrey comes to mind in Bruce Almighty, when he starts to say yes to every prayer and thousands win the lottery.
Don’t they each win like ten cents or something?
Yes and it starts a riot.
That sounds kind of funny. Too bad it has Jim Carrey in It or I might actually watch it.
i find him pretty good but i get when people say they find him obnoxious
L take Jim Carrey is very funny.
Yes
I thought the god chose the person who had suffered more of the gods torture.
I’d buy that Street Fighter DLC pack.
