That’s some delicious existential horror right there!
Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit
What if I want to be awake for it?
I mean how much worse could weird alien sex be than our current reality?
That’s why you’re still a virgin.
That explains everyone who was never here
If they wanted consent they would just ask.
Not a very good matrix, that reset button doesn’t even wipe his memory he will be up again in five minutes.
Just a sensory reset. And they fixed the bug that let him get out. Enjoy your nightmare.
Hey. That bug’s name is Larry, and he has 5 kids and a houseboat.
Relax, everybody, he signed a consent form before having his mind submerged deep into a fictional reality while his body becomes used for weird alien sex.
Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.
It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.
Thats a cute fantasy but forced arbitration is illegal in weird alien sex contracts.
It was unconstitutional last year but Sonald Srump Was elected along with the entire government being replaced by Sepublicans and they rewrote the constitution in Alien court to remove constitutional restrictions on corporations.
This is very rick and morty, I love it
Because it’s unfunny? Seriously the idea is okay but why would he call it weird alien sex? So even the last person gets it? Does he think aliens call themselves aliens?
Yeah how stupid. We should drug him and have human sex with whoever is responsible
Truely the dark souls of comments right here.
This is the Skyrim of humor
Getting some Boss Baby vibes from this comment
CHEEEEEEEEESE
I always hate it when that happens
You could if you weren’t a coward.
Makes me think of the “My name’s Buck and I’m here to fuck” scene in Kill Bill.
Sadly, this just reminds me of Gisele Pelicot.
My name’s Buck, and I’m here to party.
My name’s Eddie, I like Spaghetti
ignorance is bliss
