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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 1 年前

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

    • DigitalDilemma@lemmy.ml
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      IKR? This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the internet for a long time.

      If that horse bolts, she’s not going to have a fun time at all.

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        One of those times you hope it’s AI slop, but I don’t notice anything obvious.

        • cynar@lemmy.world
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          I’m fairly sure I’ve see this picture, or one similar before. It predated stable diffusion, so would have to have been made manually.

    • Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.comM
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      I WAS ONE MINUTE LATE! NOOOOO!

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    I saw Avatar. I know what’s going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.

    • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
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      It seems I don’t know enough about those kind of things, but thinking about it I guess that’s still too much.

    • Mango@lemmy.world
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      Bro you just fucking slayed me. 🤣

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    Totally normal horse girl things

    • DerArzt@lemmy.world
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      Well there’s horse girls and there’s this.

    • The Pantser@lemmy.world
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      Country girls make doo

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        She’ll regret this when the horse makes doo

        • riodoro1@lemmy.world
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          She’ll fucking love it

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            • midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works
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              Oh, no.

            • TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world
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              Ooohhh… Bravo.

    • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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      Bingo.

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      And just out of the frame of the photo is her vast collection of horse dildos and my little pony plushies.

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        Nothing bad about that.

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    I’m no horse person but this doesn’t seem like the best idea

    • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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      Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she’s looking at a broken neck.

      I don’t care if someone is holding the head, or if it’s hitched to a post; horses’ butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.

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        Not to mention the fact that horses shit constantly

        • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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          The farts are even more frequent. 100% chance she ground zero for multiple horse farts during this shooting.

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            Horse girls do not care.

            • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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              Horse women like the smell. At least, mine does.

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                It smells pretty ok as far as farts goes like most obligate vegetarian animals.

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    Son, never date a horse girl.

    You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.

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    So. Much. Poop.

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      Hey that’s my bands name

      • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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        Nice! This could make a pretty sweet album cover.

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    That horse decides to move suddenly and you’re coming with.

    And if it’s fast enough, it may be only your scalp.

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      I was guessing the woman’s wearing a clip-on? But apparently this is from TikTok so you never know.

      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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        And it’d go from TikTok to LiveLeak with one loud noise.

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          It would go to live leak with one crunch from a freaking leave, because horses are couches with an insatiable death wish. They’ll use every opportunity to gallop towards the void, and they’ll take as many of you with them as they can.

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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        That would be the sane option. Maybe extensions would pull out, too.

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    It’s a such a shame that horses don’t have hair, like, near their head so you could braid both your heads together instead of having to use their tail :(

    /s just in case

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    Let me guess: AI

    No one is that stupid, right? RIGHT?!?

    Well, anyway… *slaps ass - no, not the one of the woman. I am not that kind of a piece of shit*

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    Looks like a really good way the get kicked to death.

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      First time that thing bucks, her neck is snapping, and the nicest horse you’ll ever meet would never put up with this shit for long.

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    Man, she’s really dating a horse’s ass!

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    loud noise

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    HIDE THIS FROM TINA!!!

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      Uhhhhhhhhh

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    https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExeTVwczB4cHhtdHRjcWt3ejU5NmkxemRpenVmcTN4ZnVzMWtua3dzaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/NrELVr3SPz3cIAf9lO/giphy.webp

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    giddyup

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