Allah please I am begging you
How does Elon manage to put his hand on his own knee like a creep? It’s like he’s noncing himself, truly non-euclidian levels of juicelessness. He must be suffering every moment
Lmao at Don Jr doing product placement presumably by sheer trained reflex
: There is a deafening silence here.
: Can the pale achieve a human form? Can it walk and talk and dream its nothing dreams of nowhere?
: It can, the evidence is here. It’s beautiful.
: You should run.
I love how every artistic rendering of Trump done by conservatives makes sure to shave off a nice subtle 50 pounds at least
Do I get access to cutlery?
Or a suicide vest?
So, someone had to go to a McDonald’s and get a takeout order and then bring it to an airport and put it on a plane so they could eat McDonald’s on a plane. Toddler shit right there
They have airport McDonald’s
It’d be cold too. Cold mcdonalds fries are nasty
This is what I was thinking. Id rather eat any bland ass airline food than cold mcdonalds.
Nightmare blunt rotation
They all look like they’re dying from different diseases
Did trump cook the fries? The people need to know
RFKJr only touching seed oils because he has a .22 pistol against the back of his skull
E. coli JDPON please do something funny
You’re a millionaire and those are your choice of shoes?
Yes, I am fashion shaming.
In his defense, those are the fanciest shoes I’ve ever seen a worm wear.
I’m not convinced rfkjr has any money
RFK gonna have to send himself to the organic farm concentration camp
he makes an exception like this now and again to ensure the ol’ get fed
This is it, the nightmare wherein I am smoking a blunt.
I don’t have the juice to bring it into existence but we could rly use some Disco posting under this post rn
The way they’re staring
I know it’s cause trump is just that guy, but would be hilarious if he had a side deal with mcdonalds for advertising
is RFK Jr. doing some sort of light blackface here? his skin looks like leather
He sleeps in a tanning bed like a diurnal vampire
Mimicking the appearance of your boss is a good way to move up in a hierarchy.
You don’t need vaccines when you can take melanin peptides
He’s Hulk Hoganing
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