• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
      1·
      2 hours ago

      You work at Unit 731? I did, for a while, but the employee break lounge was always out of coffee. Not that I drink coffee, but I still thought that was disrespectful to the torture staff.

      It’s called dark humor, leave me alone.

    • fxomt@lemm.ee
      9·
      13 hours ago

      "I am new to GitHub and I have lots to say

      I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation

      WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don’t understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS"

      • Sun Tzu
      • pyre@lemmy.world
        3·
        9 hours ago

        as an end user I unironically agree with the general sentiment if not necessarily the method of communicating it.

        • fxomt@lemm.ee
          1·
          8 hours ago

          I’m used to github, so i shouldn’t speak on whether it’s easy or not. But i just think the copypasta is funny lol

    • logging_strict@programming.dev
      4·
      11 hours ago

      Hmmm … Thought it was agreed to not to say the quiet part out loud eh?

      No one likes being insulted ESPECIALLY when it’s true.

      This is why we praise them and spin every statement in a positive light.

      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
        2·
        11 hours ago

        This is why we praise them and spin every statement in a positive light

        “I admire your creativity, but no we do not currently allow emojis in usernames”

        • logging_strict@programming.dev
          3·
          10 hours ago

          Just got back from talking with our team. The senior coder in charge of emojis in usernames is currently upgrading the windmills in the uk, having been able to enhance efficiency by 0.001%. Wow! Thats 14 Mega tons of CO2 removed from the atmosphere every year!

          Will take the weekend to get commercial Fusion energy rolled out and right after that will address your issue. Which i’m sure many other users will be thankful you brought to our attention. And luckily had the right man for the job on staff. He’s amazing, capable, enthusiastic, and eager to help.

        • logging_strict@programming.dev
          3·
          10 hours ago

          “I admire your creativity. Will talk with our team, get their feedback, and timeline. See when can add support for emojis in usernames”

  • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world
    7·
    23 hours ago

    But is the software written by developers with access to the outside and daylight? Even if they prefer to shun it and choose blackout curtains.

  • EABOD25@lemm.eeEnglish
    8·
    1 day ago

    I too oppose animals testing computers. They have no clue what they’re doing

    • logging_strict@programming.dev
      1·
      11 hours ago

      They live along with us.

      • a bulldog gets onto a treadmill

      • a dog is trained to press buttons on the floor to express their desires

      • AI is used to decipher an animals language meaning and speech recognition

      • Koko the gorilla using celebrities to do marketing and guarantee TV time and our attention.

      All these things are animals using tech.