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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Gesundheit

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Gesundheit

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Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I tried using it against my Dad like the rookie I am:

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      deleted by creator

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        isn’t the last line 6 syllables? “Ruins” is two.

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          Depends on the accent really

          But you could also say that word ruins his Haiku

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          Depends on dialect. Many people pronounce ruins similar to ‘runes’.

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            They’re wrong, but it happens.

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            • Mac@mander.xyz
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              What are we looking at here?

              • stebo@sopuli.xyz
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                1 year ago

                runes

                • Mac@mander.xyz
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                  LMAO im a silly goose

        • Airowird@lemm.ee
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          It’s a Sokka haiku!

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            A Sokku if you will.

        • Derpenheim@lemmy.zip
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          Where I’m from, we just pronounced it one syllable

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      be glad, he saved you from a lifetime of fatherly regret.

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    So is your dad excited to be a grandfather?

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    I love haikus

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      Haikus Are Easy.
      But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
      Refrigerator.

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        Worker bees can leave

        Even drones can fly away

        The queen is their slave

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          Yes these are bruises from fighting. I am enlightened.

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          I mean, we’re looking
          Down on Wayne’s basement, only
          That’s not Wayne’s basement

    • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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      Just finished rereading David Brin’s Uplift series. The uplifted dolphins in those books often speak in haikus.

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    That deserves a single tear running down the cheek slow clap. You win father of the year in my book!

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