Could it be his ENTIRE ASS FUCKING ETHNICTY LMAO
They were trying to save money by making a wax figure that was in between Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson
Diesel + Rock = wax? This is the weirdest game of Flash Alchemy I’ve ever played.
One day Vayne DIensen will walk the earth
The Cracker
Dwayne “The Chalk” Johnson
Can you smell what The Chalk is cooking?
(No, no you can’t)
When your bleach demon wax museum only knows how to mix one color
I don’t like this new Mr. Clean
Of course not. There’s no eyebrow ring
They turned his ass into Mr. Clean
spoiler
the side by side is fucking staggering, just in case you were about to blame the lighting
they really did get a lot right, its fuckin wild how they fuckin forgot about the skin tone
I was about to ask about the lighting
He looks like what National Front CHUDs imagine they look like.
Yeah, duh, where’s his scorpion body?!
Wait until they unveil their Vin Diesel statue and the horrible mix-up is revealed
They hit him with that Manhwa filter
they Iron Sky’d him
They Jesus’d him
🤨
A tiny sculpture of Kevin Hart?
THIS FALL… DWAYNE “THE ROCK” JOHNSON IS… EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU
the sahara desert
this statue✔️ not having any melanin
Why does white Dwayne Johnson look kinda like Nathan Fielder?
Rebrand the Rock as “the Ivory” so Dwayne can finally star in an adaptation of some anime property that the fans are sure to love.
