I think he’d get it if the war was explained as WW1, but with omniscient flying murder robots that cost as much as a specialty rifle. Just point at a computer, say “this is a computer”, and then say “I can blow up a tank or infantry platoon while controlling this robot bird with telescopic thermal vision at night, underground, from 10km away.” He’d say “okay” and then become a gamer.
RDR 2 no doubt, with his love of westerns.

Stardew Valley. Stalin was a chill dude and I bet he’d like to smoke a bowl and grow crops.
Stalin would’ve played Fortnite
Stalin wouldn’t have tried to explain the history of Ukraine and Russian relations to Trump
He would have just taken a couple of GI Joes and slammed them together until Trump nodded solemnly and went “
I understand”Lmfao
Stalin: “I’m quite fond of this live resin pen”
I do think it’s sort of an interesting question what Stalin would think of the premise of the Cultural Revolution, given his overriding philosophy was democratic centralism and thereby discipline when you don’t have the votes.
It would be neat to have his opinion on many things.
Let’s ask a Stalin AI!

even in undeath we just can’t let the man retire from politics









