should call her
She has two?!
That does sound pretty convenient.
Life is crazy
She is freshly single now!
Anyone have pictures… for science?
If she likes you enough…
Hamussy.
Sandussy
Tell her to scrape that build up off the vagina before you enter
That’s just normal cheese.
:(
Looks a little dry. Needs some mayo
Please pay for your sandwiches before shagging them.
Is this the new Mickey7 account?
Fuck it, I’d eat it.
Sorry, I meant, then I’d eat it.
something something don’t cum in the something…
To be served warm
Damn, now I wish I would’ve bought one of those gently used hot dogs.
That’s some ham to be fair. Like 7-9 slices, folded becomes 14 essentially. That’s a thicc ham sandwich. But only 2 cheese, curious.
You’ve fallen for the classic gas station food trap. If you look at it, there’s absolutely no ham behind the strategically placed sticker. Also that cheese is probably less than a single slice of cheese overall. You can tell by looking at the bottom right where you can see how deep it goes.
All in all, that a pretty shitty sandwich.
“Grab n go”? Is this a trump branded food?
“My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal”
A sandwich artist?
Don’t trust it. No way it’s that thick. It’s like squeezing all the blood toward the head of the dick to make it look bigger.
Gawddammit…
