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This is the dumbest meme I have ever made. My apologies.
2·vor 1 TagYou should post a link to community. I’d love to see it.
The perfect accessory for when your whole family thinks you’re an asshole and you have no friends.
You tried your best, and that’s what’s important.
No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.
That leaves orange with “all the money you save with women refusing to go on dates with you.”
Hell yeah!
2·vor 2 TagenSame. I now see Reddit as I do Twitter, Tiktok, Instagram or whatever. If it’s linked somewhere or someone sends me something, I’ll look at it. But I’m not installing their apps or creating accounts to engage.
No need to make multiple accounts. I remember when I joined Lemmy I made 3 accounts the first day and thought “ugh this is going to be a pain in the ass keeping all these separate accounts.” But I didn’t realize that all this crap talks together. So you just make one account and it connects to everything. It’s a lot easier than people make it sound at first.
Welcome! Most of us came over during the Reddit API fiasco a couple years ago. It’s a lot nicer here. You’ll notice the difference the more you post or comment. It’s not like screaming into the void, like you get on Reddit.
7·vor 2 Tagen“Given Trump’s position on situations like this, he’s going to either need to fire himself or refer himself to the Department of Justice,” said Kathleen Engel, a Suffolk University law professor and leading expert on mortgage finance. “Trump has deemed that this type of misrepresentation is sufficient to preclude someone from serving the country.”
That’s it boys, we finally got him. He’s going to need to fire himself or refer himself to the Department of Justice. Also, I’ve got this bridge to sell you…
10·vor 3 TagenTry not to eat any hamburgers on the way to the parking lot!
1·vor 6 TagenDidn’t Dave Mustaine eventually become an outspoken conservative? Like, how the fuck does that ever happen.
Lol I think that’s gotta be the point
Damn that sounds like much needed legislation. Zero chance of that happening in the US.
Shit that actually makes a lot of sense
I also found that if you really want to be understood in French, you have to force yourself into an over the top, bordering on ridiculous French accent.
So the key to speaking good French is to default to the most sexist position possible and intentionally speak like an asshole.
My friends and I downloaded the Anarchists cookbook off of a BBS (we’re old as shit now) when we were kids. One of the things in there was how to make a smoke bomb, which sounded harmless enough but also contained chemical ingredients that we didn’t have access to.
Then one of my buddies moved away and at his new school, they had a chemistry lab. His dumbass got ahold of these chemicals and made the bomb in class - except he fucked up a step and it started smoking immediately.
It wasn’t just a little bit of smoke, it was a shit load. He said smoke started pouring out at a crazy rate. They ended up evacuating the school thinking the building had caught fire.