Hey you can have better policies later kiddo, but if you don’t vote for the genocide and ICE Zionazi you might get the more uncivilized genocide and ICE Zionazi. Stop being purity ponies and 
or else…
Where’s that meme where it’s like
Vote Democrat: A Better World Is Not Possibleand there’s a silhouette image of a child being ravaged by dogs
Thank you very much
I forgot who she was so I checked Wikipedia. I laughed when I saw this…
In 2025, Cummings participated in Saudi Arabia’s Riyadh Comedy Festival, an event which Human Rights Watch characterized as an attempt by the Saudi government to whitewash its human rights abuses. In contrast with comedian Atsuko Okatsuka, who spurned the strict censorship rules, Cummings was one of three women to accept an offer to participate in the festival.
Our reality is like a movie where the cast of characters who are horrible people is too big by a factor of ten.
Youtube comments
That Saudi money did not last long.
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Isn’t this the comic who got mad at Ms Rachel for saying you shouldn’t block medical aid to children?
A comedian is so destitute she fashions her suit and tie from a diner tablecloth and you’re laughing?Her outfit is funnier than she is. I particularly like that the necktie is a spawn of the tablecloth.
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO . HOW LOW CAN YOU GO
Lower my expectations? Fair enough, that’s probably true
Lower my demands? Never
Makes you miss the
days, doesn’t it?
At this rate, in 2028 they’re just going to say “we will be identical to the Republicans. Vote for us anyways”.
Oh, you’re not going to do better policies? What are you proposing instead? Nothing fundamentally changes? But you want votes because the fundamentals are bad? Isn’t there a chance that people are unhappy under you and then the bad people get back in power and make it worse? Wouldn’t that just be ratcheting up the bad, souring people to you, and concentrating the badness because the base will either desire worse policies, die, or flee? Couldn’t you just inspire non-voters to vote by proposing popular things instead of trying to get people who hate you to like you?
Hey the opposition is executing people in broad daylight but don’t get too excited, we’re going to do that too. However you should vote for us because we’re going to make sure to fill out the correct forms for public executions and we’ll give the ICE agent that shoots your cousin a free subscription to betterhelp
It’s gonna be really funny to see blue anon try to scold people for complaining when the dem candidate announces their plan to reform ICE is to pay them more.
tl;dw: “I’m a liberal and my political party sucks but I’m incapable of imagining any alternatives other than the right wing.”
Credit where it’s due. On the potential “issue” of Cory Booker’s veganism:
It’s not unprecedented, Bill Clinton turned vegan after he was president, and Joe Biden was an actual vegetable.
lmfao
Same thing happened in '24.
Dems strategy is now to continue run inconceivable unpopular neoliberal ghouls who poll lower than gonorrhea but start blaming anybody left of Hillary like a year before any voting happens.
And never stop blaming everyone else after the loss
More like whitney denials
I remember back when I was in high school and the daily show made fun of people who said stupid shit like this
Yeah, but that was because they wanted you to laugh. They still didn’t want you to do anything about it.
They’re a comedy show, so I don’t expect them to lead the revolution or even do anything particularly good or productive but asking them to not be this actively and openly neoliberal seems like an extremely low bar
Was this before your time?
That was literally a bunch of dumb libs (myself included; I was in attendance, embarrassingly enough) believing they would lead the revolution or something, when in fact they were just doing a comedy show (with music I guess? We couldn’t see or hear anything and we only got back to the hotel room in time to see the credits roll, so I have no idea what the actual content was)
Lol. And what’s hilarious (in a very morbid way) is that you can absolutely link the stuff libs were riled up about (tea party, Glenn beck, war on terror, health care, patriot act) to the shit happening today. And John was like, let’s all just calm down and get along. Be civil with each other! Lol.
The entire point of “lesser evil”, the worse the Republicans get, the more free Democrats are to not offer anything and embrace “bipartisanism”.
It’s just the dem voters they want to lower their expectations, the dem donors will always have their expectations met.
Wonder what she’s got on her porn history to shill like this lmao
She’s already on her “Why I left the Left” arc, so probably just a waning career and desire to stay relevant.
Is it always the Batman meme of you either die a hero or live long enough to be the villain?
She did a comedy special where she brought out a real doll of herself. Genuinely horrifying. Should never have questioned my volcel oath.
Imo I’d rather be the ‘doll’, but constantly objectifying oneself is tiring. The vocel and nocel urges ebb and flow. But yeah fuck that lmao
