brain damage time
When I was a shift lead at a Starbucks 20+ years ago in Tampa, after particularly rough mornings, I would load a couple of these up and offer them to my crew. “go into the cooler, sit down, have fun.”
We were the highest volume store in the area. On busy days, we’d do 20 gallons of whole and 15 low fat. Our tip differential was around 6-8 bucks over base pay, which was a big deal back then.
I’m still friends with that crew, even though we’ve all moved on in life. United by NO2.
NO2? Man, I hope you guys weren’t huffing Nitrogen Dioxide!
Oh, good lord. N2O
I used to work at the Target Starbucks and blasting whippets with my ludicrously hot coworker was the only thing that kept that job bearable
great story!
Whip it, whip it good.
When a problem comes along
You must consume an industrial chemical.
*food grade industrial chemicals
I love getting high for 3 seconds at a time
ooooh the gas that puts holes in your brain!
Air injection holes for increased speed and performance.
How to give yourself brain damage 101.
Don’t asphyxiate yourself, don’t do it a bunch of days in a row, and eat some food with B12.
You only need a couple minutes without enough oxigen in your brain to have brain damage, all that tips you tell yourself is a lie, you only need a small slip up to be fucked up permanently. A lot will be mild, people will just wonder why their mind isn’t as sharp as it used to be.
You know they give nitrous to people intentionally during surgery and dental work?
Like you can wear an O2 monitor while you take a whip it and track your oxygen level and I have never seen it drop below 85% which is the level where they start to get concerned in a hospital
Taking opiates cause you to just stop breathing and I had to have a breathing device following a surgery because my O2 levels couldn’t be maintained… and people get prescribed opiates and take them at home all the time with no monitoring
Bruh
Wahwahwahwahwahwah
I got excited because I like whipped cream but then people all see it as whipits and that’s sad
Whippet?
Inhaling nitrous oxide gives a very short-lived euphoric high. Using the little canisters this way is colloquially referred to as whip-its. Prolonged use is known to cause severe and irreversible brain damage.
Ah I thought it was spelled whippet
A whippet is a dog breed lol. They look a bit like a cross between a greyhound and a borzoi (slender bodies, long faces).
It seems that it is both things.
Whipped cream shots for every… for me. Just for me.
Wee Knight
