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Where’s the shitty instant coffee and electric kettle?
Tory
Esoteric Fascism
i have like 4 of these. im an ideology hopper.
uhh mine comes in a can with a dragon on it and more caffeine than the panera death lemonade
I’m gonna write that in as “gamer” on the list
Drinking Wild Tiger and vibrating through walls to get to work.
Meanwhile the posadists roasting their beans iwth an unshielded first-gen radiowave oven.
Nah, a steel pot over a fire then hand grinding it and making it Turkish style.
Where’d you get them beans, labor aristocrat?
From chiapas
Going to start ordering them next year when I’m back from holiday family visits. Any protips for ordering? How long are we usually talking for shipping?
It was pretty fast, easy and fairly straightforward. I just ordered the smallest bag, stuck in like 20 dollars since they charge like 14 but also ask for you to cover the shipping fees as well if you can.
I think it was like 10 days or less from my payment going through to getting it in the mail.
Uh oh, i really love my espresso machine
actually the idea of a “standard” coffee maker being Marxist Leninist normalizes the conception that socialism is purely utilitarian and ascetic, and inherently conflates consumerism and capitalist ideology with pleasure in general. This is despite the fact that the truth is the opposite; Most people would have fancier, more effective espresso and coffee machines if they could, and the fact they don’t is due to the oppression workers experience and their financial desperation, not because of their inherent nobility as a worker or out of an ideological commitment to simplicity. Marxist Leninism is actually the creation of a free use coffee and espresso bar at your workplace. In this essay I will
Fuckin lol and i was ready to read more
Well this meme got me to learn a bit about Hoxhaism, I guess.
I am both amused and afraid
Now you know how the Soviet revisionists felt
I hate coffee and only drink unsweetened tea. What does that make me?
British
Monarchist
Chinese
Hmm. What about aeropress I wonder
radlib
juche
beans are for eating. you can keep ur dirty bean water
Coffee beans are technically cherry stones, so when you drink coffee you’re technically a stoner
Ok but have you considered that a vanilla soy mocha is a four bean soup?
Hmm… I will allow it.
I know I’ve answered my preferences below as cold brew, but theoretically, if someone were to make their coffee Turkish style or generally like an Arab (Qahwa, as they call it)
What political orientiation are they?
Islamic Socialism
Ba’athist moment
Probably monarchist or something
Why so, there’s a lot of common coffee peddlers with this in Turkey and the Arab world, so it’s not reserved merely for royalty?
It looks fancy… that’s it. Probably some sort of unexamined racism in my brain there though
It’s at least not any more arbitrary than any of the other associations here though
Kemalist. Come on guys
Egh, that movement is the real life meme of “socdems are the moderate wing of fascism” brought to life…
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
So being a coffee roaster with access to all of these and more (except the trot lol) makes me like a theory nerd or something?
You get to be an ivory tower academic marxist, in the most ironic fashion of course
So like a shit poster version of David Harvey? Sounds like a sweet gig, I’m in.
Anarcho primitivist
Seems i’m a liberal
My machine even looks like the one pictured, so I can’t even hide from it
