All going according to plan
Truss the plan
Shouldn’t have shook her hand
Omae wa mō shindeiru
Don’t mind me, just dusting off the good ol
for the future eventthe king’s personal wizard must be furious that the fruit smoothies aren’t working
frantically trying to calculate the appropriate amount of peppermint oil to put in the diffuser
reading academic papers for the first time in his life and shouting “WHAT THE FUCK, EYE OF NEWT IS AN HERB?!?!”
I hope British monarchs keep dying off rapidly and the UK bankrupts itself paying for all the billion dollar funerals and coronations
https://www.tiktok.com/@_richardparry_/video/7143913418431417602
Can even automate it like this to increase monarch death efficiency
But I thought he was taking potions for that?
Those potions were for only the strongest of beings and he is clearly among the weakest
All this funeral planning sounds stressful and exhausting. Let me offer my simple and free-of-charge solution that will lift the burden off these tireless bureaucrats: dump his bloated corpse into the river
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They called me a liberal
He has looked like he was about to ‘dust off’ for years
He’d better not croak before we get money with his face on it. It’s only going to be the one year, so it’s going to be very collectible!
He’s already on some bullion coins. (Silver/gold)
It’d be fun if we just had a British monarch dying every year
rookie numbers
wishing him a very dead
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homeopathy’s redemption arc
If he dies before May 6th, he wouldn’t even have been King for 1 year.
