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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

🚨🚨🚨🚨FIRST CONFIRMED CYBERTRUCK DWI🚨🚨🚨🚨

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🚨🚨🚨🚨FIRST CONFIRMED CYBERTRUCK DWI🚨🚨🚨🚨

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Deadend [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The Cybertruck is a “bully me” sign.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    It’d be really funny if the driver was actually sober at the time, but was still using “self-drive”. Then, it just punches straight through the roundabout and road signs:

    “I swear officer, I only started drinking after the accident to settle my nerves and come to grips with the fact that my car just tried to kill me! (still love the truck though)”

    • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I personally know someone who used the “I didn’t start drinking until I got home!” thing successfully, and unless they get witnesses to this person being drunk before the accident, I fully expect it will work in this instance, too.

      • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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        They actually did something to fill this loophole where i live in a topical case from when i was a kid

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I thought driverless mode was for sipping on some southern comfort while watching netflix.

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    The word “killdozer” has been thrown around a lot, but…

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      It’s an unfair comparison. The killdozer could actually withstand the elements, plus police’s small arms fire.

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      Both pointless murder machines built by egotistical petty tyrants

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    A monumental day for drunk driving enthusiasts the world over

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    farquaad-point

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    Critical support to the snitch who ratted out the cybertruck owner to the police.

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    Should be easy for the company to find them since it records everything.

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    Full Self Drinkinganddriving

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    Great detective work by SnoPoo!

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    Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Trucky needy drinky.

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