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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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      Bruh

    • Risus_Nex@lemmy.world
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      Too soon!

      • perviouslyiner@lemmy.world
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        It was five years ago!

        • gentooer@programming.dev
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          I hoped you were joking. Damn, I’m getting old…

    • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works
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      *insert sad Pikachu with a mustache

    • dependencyinjection
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      You didn’t have to do Notre Dam like that bro.

    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldBanned
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      The Pope is entering the cock pit. 9, 8, 7…3, 2, 1! Altar boys are go!

    • uis@lemm.ee
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      NOBODY expects Science Inquisition!

      Science Inquisitor: https://youtube.com/@scinquisitor​

      And Science Inquisution he is part of.

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://piped.video/@scinquisitor​

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Wait until noncredibledefense sees this.

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      Noncredibledefence needs to see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Cathedral_of_the_Russian_Armed_Forces

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      deleted by creator

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    Churches are clearly ships for ancient astonauts.

    Someone get that guy with the crazy hair on the phone!

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        That church was definitely made by aliens or at least someone out of this world.

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      I unironically believe most religions are based on actual aliens whose stories have been muddled by human misinterpretation.

      Call me the crazy hair guy 😎

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        He recently got laughed at again over Deadpool of all things.

      • notabot@lemm.ee
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        Look everyone! That Weird Guy over there is Crazy Hair Guy!

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        I think it could make a nice sci-fi saga. Imagine the bible being only a “broken phone” version of space war propaganda.

        • MindTraveller@lemmy.caBanned from community
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          You’re looking for Stargate

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            In Stargate they did that but not with Christianity.

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              Yeah, network executives probably wouldn’t let them. At least they parodied Christianity with the Ori

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    Pew! Pew! Pew!

  • LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world
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    …yeah that’s not a real photo

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      Lying? For fake points?? Not on my Internet.

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        I was stunned, and my belief in society is shattered. Gonna give my girlfriend a call so I can feel better. (Crazy story by the way. She texted my number by accident! She’s out of my league pretty and she has given me some amazing investment tips. Can’t wait to meet her irl!)

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    Does it pew pew the pews? And do little pope hats get ejected like shell casings?

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    Why sideways? It’s the ship from Galaga.

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    mig 25 lmao

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    Something out of Ace Combat

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    Galaga vibes

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    That’s not a church! That’s another tank!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Red Leader, you got a bogey on your six! Pull up!

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      Cover me, Porkins!

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    Mormon temple in La Jolla looks like the space ship from “The Last Star Fighter”

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    this is obviously fake ffs

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      Based on search-by-image functionality, there are lots of similar churches but I haven’t found an exact match. The shrub location is weird and churches of this size don’t usually have those little spikes. Most have round wooden doors and more windows, too.

      I think the author found an outline of a MIG-25, pasted it on top of some scenery and then asked Stable Diffusion to maximize “church”, “professional photograph” etc. without changing pixels above a threshold.

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        I think so too. The complete lack of a path to this church plus the weird bush placement and weird towers just look wrong :D

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      Look up images of ‘church,’ look for the head-on images, turn your head to the side.

      For example, first one I found:

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        For the lazy or unimaginative:

        But may I raise the stakes with the Ulm Minster (the most terrifying church I’ve ever seen):

        • A Wild Mimic appears!@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          looks like a gothic variant of a battlestar galactica viper

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        okay that one looks real :D the one that is posted is doctored or done by AI though

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