Incoming heart attack
I was also thinking about a heart attack.
A waste of perfectly good cattle. I like meat, but I have common ground with the vegans when it comes to excessive farming for wasted animal lives. It’s hard to argue were the most humane—obviously—predator when our practices are set up for throwing half of it in the bin.
I saw a statistics that 12% of Americans eat 50% of all beef produced in the USA and I cannot stop thinking about it. Everytime I eat a burger I wonder if I’ve passed into the 12%. When I look at a stack like this, I see a beef 1%er
Yeah, that’s it. And then I consider the environmental impacts to sustain the meat grinder that sends so much of its output to waste. At some point we lost our feeling of responsibility of eating meat because it just appears in front of us like magic. It’s good to wonder such things, “Wait a second…am I a big fucking part of the problem?”
We must sate the demon lust of Guy Fieri
You spilled your jpg compression all over it.
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First thought: gonna need a nap.
Second thought: gonna need blood thinners
First thing: I’d like it to be a bit smaller.
Second thing: burger
Agreed, I’d still cut it in half and keep the other half to eat later
Mine: “Why do they always make them taller and not wider? I am not a snake. I cannot unhinge my jaw to eat it like that dude in the Burger King commercial.”
Too much bread in that case 😂
This is a knife and fork burger if I’ve ever seen one
coranary artery disease
Utterly disgusting. Where can someone get this monstrosity so that I can avoid it?
Not a real burger. Real burgers can be held, and easily eaten by the average American man or woman (height between 5’5" and 5’10" inclusive) without a knife and fork, and without the need to visit a sink to wash your hands after.
Big burgers should be wider, not taller. This is a meat and cheese loaf with a side of bread.
Agreed, I hate a burger that was made with the assumption that I’m a fucking python.
A good burger should be juicy. I have no problem washing my hands after eating one.
Nah, you should be able to eat it at the job site
On my period, I could eat this easily
“Eat like you have free healthcare”
But if you’re offered this burger, you likely don’t!
Put your dick in it.
Yeah I’d cut a hole in the middle and shoot my man jam in there.
Like a sexy juicy Lucy.
