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minus-squareSerpentPeaked@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·vor 2 JahrenWhat other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up124·vor 2 JahrenEmperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
minus-squareInverseParallax@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·vor 2 JahrenGray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
minus-squarertxn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·vor 2 JahrenAwesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
minus-squareDemdaru@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·vor 2 JahrenBetter yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins. Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·vor 2 Jahren because they dared live close to humans. Poor dumb bastards.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·vor 2 JahrenDon’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·vor 2 JahrenAre you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·vor 2 JahrenNot only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
minus-squareEarthShipTechIntern@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·vor 2 JahrenYou sound like a conspiracy wonk. They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy. Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·vor 2 JahrenHa! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·vor 2 JahrenA man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
minus-squareeinlander@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·vor 2 JahrenWas he gender, species, and time fluid?
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·vor 2 JahrenAll the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
minus-squareI_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·vor 2 JahrenFish fingers and custard was also a lie
minus-squareieatpwns@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·vor 2 JahrenSomeone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
minus-squarewhotookkarl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·vor 2 JahrenA time, B time, and lunch time.
minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·vor 2 JahrenNah, it just trips into the future
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·vor 2 JahrenTrippin’, trippin’, trippin’
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·vor 2 JahrenMosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos. I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·vor 2 Jahren Does time not fly like an arrow? Does time fly not like an arrow?
What other lies have we been told? Does time not fly like an arrow?
Emperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodlines and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.
Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
Poor dumb bastards.
Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
What the fuck…
A man in a very tight suit with a blue box once told me it’s more wibbly-wobbly.
Was he gender, species, and time fluid?
All the fluids. Except water on Mars, he didn’t like that one bit.
Fish fingers and custard was also a lie
Someone tell this guy about Jeremy bearimy and timey wimey space stuff
A time, B time, and lunch time.
Nah, it just trips into the future
Trippin’, trippin’, trippin’
Mosquito hawks do not, in fact, eat mosquitos.
I no longer respect those annoying fuckers.
Does an arrow fly at all?
Calm down, Zeno.
Does time fly not like an arrow?
When we’re having fun.