Hey Siri, what’s the LD50 for chicken nuggets?
Amazing
So 412 is the limit. Good to know.
412… and a half?
I wouldn’t push it. Wait for half an hour if you’re still hungry.
Also, wait half and hour before swimming after you’ve eaten 412 nuggets.
Then you would be half paralysed.
So the limit is actually more than 413?
Yes.
My doctor recommended a pre-emptive supository for the inevitable constipation tho.
Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.
I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.
There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.
ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don’t ruin the vibe
Oh no, we ruined cum.
How does that work?
You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.
No, like, what kind of sauce?
All of them.
Nugget sauce
Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.
Steven Segal?
I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days
Oh that’s easy. Eat a lot of corn, but eat it like a duck
A true historical reference
I mean, it is shit posting
This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.
413 is amateur hour.
Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets
Or at least one for each electoral vote.
