Hearing “never let anyone take your power from you” from a prosecutor is wild
agreed
I think she should try storming the capitol about it ngl
To be fair, if I ate shit as hard as she did I’d be on a minimum 3-month bender.
Did she even try though? Or is this an attempt to psychologically escape the very self that sold out harder than anyone in history?
I don’t pretend to understand what it’s like to live the life of a total fucking ghoul. That being said, I’m sure she thought she tried - to answer the first question. But to answer the second question - the outcome is probably the same regardless of her internal calculations and reasoning. If this is her being herself in earnest, she learned the hard way everyone fucking hates everything about her. Or, she’s in on her own gift, sold her soul in the name of being a winner, and still ate shit.
Sort of doesn’t matter, either way. She hopefully feels like shit. Because she should.
The only issue with this lens is that I don’t think, given her political history, there was ever a time in her professional career where she wasn’t bought in.
And on the 22nd day, she emerged from the wine cave
I bet she’s the only person on her team who thought she could win.
She fell down from the coconut tree
Four Score and 3 bottles of Xanax ago.
Back on them bars. Back to the good life.
I’m not feeling the joy.
She’s like a woman who’s been at a bar for a while and she’s about to tell a stranger next to her about her impending divorce.
I’m fucking shpeaking
NO JOE YOU LISTEN TO ME THIS TIME, IM SPEAKING
She has the same cadence/speech pattern as a sappy drunk about to ask me for a cig lmao
faded
back on the bars
A whole bar and a bottle of Sutter Home
And the democrat party thought it was a good idea to put this on their official Twitter page for everyone to see. Wild.
Liberal platitudes are so fucking annoying.
Great, what’s that do for anyone though? You’re in power for 2 more months, what are you actually going to do? ANYTHING?
Nah didn’t think so.
what are you actually going to do? ANYTHING?
Nah didn’t think so.
Wrong! They’re making sure Israel is restocked before they break their ceasefire in a couple weeks.
Flashbacks from rehab