That’s absolutely not him, jacket and backpack are both different colors. This dude has a black backpack and beige jacket, shooter had a gray backpack and black jacket.
Like, it’s not even close, NYPD is just harassing a random guy.
They really don’t have shit on him. First the Citi bike bullshit, then they found “a” phone, now theyre posting the wrong picture.
I really think our guy might get away with this
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Really not liking how much more information they’re getting about him. DNA testing a candy wrapper left nearby, these new photos, and a potential cellphone. Seems inevitable he’s caught. I hope in that case, he ends up with countless fan letters to keep his spirits up, much like our other hero.
Not to be a downer, but cops will pretend to know less than they do in order to lure their target into a false sense of security, make them think they’ve already won, that kind of thing. I’m pretty sure they already know who the guy is and they’re waiting for him to become more convenient to capture. I would LOVE to be proven wrong and that the Bicycle Assassin is legit eluding the authorities.
I’m hoping the assassin is already in a country that doesn’t extradite to the US
Cops in NYPD have an atrocious clearance rate for homicides.
But yes, they are likely trying to lure them into a false sense of security, by declaring the little evidence they have, which honestly, is all pretty circumstantial. No gun, no charge, essentially. Especially or a white person in NYC.
My hopes are that this gun came from a library, and has 10 deaths on it, already, which would put more investigative manpower behind THOSE deaths.
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That clearance rate is so low because cops don’t give a shit though. They’re gonna give a shit about a capitalist
I think it’s more due to incompetence, myself. They didn’t solve the last hot job in Manhattan, either, and pretty sure he was a broker at a hedge fund.
They’re also incompetent, I’m just saying the clearance rate could easily be higher if they actually did their job as it’s described
That clearance rate is so low because cops don’t give a shit though. They’re gonna give a shit about a capitalist
Their bosses are, but they aren’t.
If anything they’ll find some poor guy to drag in.
No, it’s because it’s actually extremely difficult to find someone who covers their tracks well.
I can’t believe the clearance rate is just 56% right now. In most countries it is closer to 80 or even 90%. In the UK they have the highest clearance rates for murder, even if the killer and victim were strangers.
If he’s smart (which it seems like he is,) he changed clothes immediately after leaving the scene and then got the fuck out of Manhattan (and hopefully out of NYC entirely) 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
He could wear two sets of clothes on top of each other. Like double pants and stuff. That way he can strip off a layer and no one will know what he looks like since they only knew one layer. Also shoe prints can easily be destroyed by putting tape on the sole, which renders any shoe prints unusable.
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I’m pretty sure they already know who the guy is
why
Pessimism
Idk, seems like the two photos released are just different guys. NYPD also raided both a home and hostel. Feel like they’re just flailing.
I am going to start a vigil for the safety and elusiveness of the shooter.
Setting up a prayer shrine for him next to my shelf of CEO voodoo dolls.
but unironically
Anytime the cops are on a man hunt there is a nonzero group of people they roll up just to check. In my state they shot up several cars that vaguely matched the description of thr car Dorner was driving at the time.
They are doing that scene from Le Samourai when the chief of police asks every precinct to bring him 20 guys wearing a trenchcoat lmao.
I’m not sure this is even the shooter. In the other photo they have of him from this camera, he’s wearing a black backpack. In the video of the shooting, the shooter has a white backpack.
The cops may just be harassing a rando who was nearby.
Clothes are totally different, shooter had on a black hooded jacket with no pockets as well
Edit: that’s not to say this isn’t the person just that more info is missing. They did execute a search warrant and if it was this place maybe they were able to track it from the phone they found and ask for the surveillance footage to search for anyone matching the build leaving early in the morning
good luck landing a conviction
The prosecution is going to do their best to handpick whoever they need to secure it. There’s enough people who think “the guy deserved it, but its still a crime” that I don’t have as much optimism.
only need one cool liar in the jury
God I wish that were me .jpeg
Nullify Negate Neutralize
And I’d hope a group in NYC takes to the courthouse, flooding it with jury nullification information, for all potential jurors, if it ever gets to trial.
Just air dropping “Jury Nullification facts” fliers from a drone outside of every courthouse in NY
There’s gonna be protesters outside the courthouse yelling about jury nullification lol
They’ll just murder him. I’d be astonished if they caught the right guy and tried him.
DNA testing of a candy wrapper, on a public sidewalk would be so laughed out of court by even a public defender, its amusing to think about.
The cell phone, fair chance nothing is on it, or if it’s even the shooter’s, which would be another thing. Its likely a burner phone, and finding a burner phone in NYC is like finding gum under a table.
Okay but hear me out they caught a guy in The Wire by DNA testing a soda can he left behind after a shooting.
famous real event, The Wire
Also as a biologist I gotta say I’m incredibly fucking dubious about how trace DNA is used as evidence
Like, contamination is just so easy. We had to keep a specific room where you couldn’t even touch the light switch without gloves to avoid contamination. It’s sooooo easy for stray DNA to get in your shit. And thats where the stuff I’m looking for is in relatively large pieces of tissue.
It’s the perfect mess, it sticks around long enough that it can ruin your shit, but also fragile enough that you have to be careful to not destroy it.
I just don’t trust that the tiny bit of DNA you found on an item on the street of midtown manhattan means fucking anything. I don’t feel like that tells you anything more than “This guy was in the city in the last week”
Oh you swabbed the shell casing? How do you know it didn’t roll into a puddle of spit on the sidewalk? How do you know that DNA came from the shooter? You don’t know shit.
I don’t trust our “justice” system. I believe they’ll nail you to the wall if they want to. But I would think a good attorney could get the candy wrapper thrown out of evidence because anyone could have tossed it. At the very least, should be enough to make a case for reasonable doubt.
Again, this is all assuming there is a fair trial, which is a big assumption in this country.
Phone was a burner phone and the water bottle had a smudged fingerprint, the bike was not a citibike as original reported
They’re really showing off the surveillance state for this
They’re gonna strap a camera to every tree in Central Park
And yet somehow, every single CCTV camera in the Brooklyn subway was broken during a mass shooting a couple years ago, in which the NYPD certainly fucked up
Seriously - cameras on cameras all over Manhattan. And we are only seeing what they want us to know about!
Fashy groypers who shoot kids in the back in a daycare, NO CHIN
Big dick assassins that kill healthcare insurance ceos, STRONG ALPHA CHIN
Delay, Deny, Mew
Mfw no cute Assassin boyfriend
It was fun while it lasted. Hoping that this the incompetent NYPD targeting a random guy with a hoody though
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I learned while reading some of these comments that the NYPD isn’t as incompetent as I’d like to think
Turns out when you have the budget the same as the GDP of a small country, it’s kinda hard to be
It’s actually very easy to be incompetent with a large budget, and I will happily provide that service to anyone who needs it.
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BOYMODAH
They want tips? Well the only tip I want is
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Apparently this isn’t even the same guy though. The clothes don’t quite match.
I mean you plan out an elaborate moidah with custom engraved bullets and then right before you shoot your shot you go to a Starbucks, take your mask off, and socialize right in front of their camera before placing your DNA everywhere? Doesn’t make sense. I think they put out false info on purpose to lure the real guy into a false sense of security. The NYPD is basically an army of their own and there are a lot of wealthy and powerful people that want to see this guy caught, surely they aren’t this fucking stupid? Feel free to let me know how well this take ages, lmao.
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Nooooo let us have it this one time!!!
It’s a special occasion! We don’t normally get Christmas presents like this!!
Besides, I mean who doesn’t want this guy to put something inside them?
🚨🚨🚨
🚨🚨🚨Noooooooo aaaaaaaaaa
Shut up that is not him is it?! Lmao he’s hot!
Real folk hero hours about to begin if that’s actually him. Society be doing that.
Nooo straahhhppp literally me rn 😭
All of us right now.
I actually don’t think the guy in the photo is the shooter though.
Noooooooo that’s shit BUT that means the guy in the photo won’t be going to jail for life 👀 silver linings girls 💅 and any other boy fanciers for that matter.
hes sooooooooo hot!!?? i did not expect him to be hot!
Legit!!! It’s the smile as well, cheeky little guy just being silly.
oh def, the smile seals it for me!
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This is seemingly a completely unrelated, devastatingly handsome man
Just handsome npc 128
Lmao he’s hot!
If he gets caught, we’ll have the first killer in prison who actually DESERVES to get tons of horny mail from fans.
Lmao I was thinking that, people get so horny for shit heels in prison if they are hot so this guys gunna be a celebrity.
This dude is gonna get so many nude Polaroids from lefty only fans girls.
Yeah me!
If it weren’t for the going to prison for life part I’d be jelly
I wonder if I should run a special discount for a lifetime membership and the price just says “proof of praxis” lmao.
(This is a joke i will not be doing that Mr. Fed. Just to be clear.)
Pretty sure they censor that stuff in prison. Like they’d just get photos with black marker over the usual places or nothing at all. All part of the Christian morals of the USian prison-industrial complex. Can’t have those horrible depraved sinners being incensed by nudity when they should be reading the bible and being exploited as slave labor. But maybe I’m wrong, I don’t know.
Timothée Shooter-met
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Timothee Chalamet really is everywhere these days
Every white dude with a hoodie in NYC is a suspect now I guess. If I lived in NYC I’d be a suspect.
good thing i moved a couple years ago cuz my ass is often hoodie-ing
NYPD aren’t sending their best.
“This is the guy, see he had a hood on.” is basically what they are going off of. Like this is the best they got?
Literally not the same guy:
there’s only one man in a hooded jacket in NYC
Ok, hear me out:
