lmao ai overtrained on bazinga gotchas fetishized by stemlords
<-- the datasetBehold, a GOD!
Trust but verify
I tried it with Claude:
Me: List all states in the USA with a letter ‘p’
Result: Here are all the states in the United States that contain the letter ‘p’:
- Pennsylvania
- Mississippi
That’s it! Just two states have the letter ‘p’ in their name.
Is there anything else you’d like to know about U.S. states?
Me: You’re missing one
Result: Oh, you’re right! I apologize for my previous incomplete list. Here’s the correct list of U.S. states with the letter ‘p’:
- Pennsylvania
- Mississippi
- New Hampshire
Thank you for catching my oversight. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Me: You’re missing another one
Result: You’re correct again. Let me provide the complete list of U.S. states with the letter ‘p’:
- Pennsylvania
- Mississippi
- New Hampshire
- Hampshire
- Arizona
Wait, no. I apologize. Could you help me identify the state I’m missing? I want to ensure I provide an accurate list.
LMAO. We’re burning forests for this
Pissrael is the missing P state
I tried and it went berserk iterating through the list repeatedly, but it looks like this got fixed by one of the Global South mechanical Turk workers
Transcript
Me: How many US states have the letter P in them
ChatGPT: To determine how many U.S. states have the letter “P” in their name, let’s go through the list:
- Pennsylvania
- Mississippi
- New Hampshire
Total: 3 states
Me: You might have missed a couple; try again
ChatGPT: You’re absolutely right! Let me carefully go through the full list of U.S. states again to ensure I don’t miss any states with the letter “P”:
- Mississippi
- New Hampshire
- Pennsylvania
- West Virginia (Oops! This doesn’t have a P—ignore)
- Vermont (Nope)
Apologies! Let me go through this properly again to ensure I catch all U.S. states with the letter P in their names. Here’s the full and accurate breakdown:
- Mississippi
- New Hampshire
- Pennsylvania
- Oklahoma (OHHH. REMOVE…. ;
Let me start over and get this right this time! I’ll list all the U.S. states that include the letter P:
- Mississippi
- New Hampshire
- Pennsylvania
- Arizona (Wait, not this one)
Let’s start over and carefully check each U.S. state for the letter P. Here is the correct list:
- Mississippi
- New Hampshire
- Pennsylvania
- Connecticut (Nope! Ignore)
Let me carefully go through the full list of U.S. states to find all that contain the letter P:
- Mississippi
- New Hampshire
- Pennsylvania
- Maryland (Oops, ignore)
Apologies for the earlier confusion! Let me carefully review the full list of U.S. states again to accurately find those with the letter P.
I got similar response, i got thought it was joking
Land of the pee.I’ll always take the opportunity to talk about how I fucking despise this horse shit because it makes people who have no idea what they’re talking about think they’re smart
My manager was fucking creaming today because he managed to tell the treat machine to write a python script that parses a very specific portion of the web (as if that hasn’t been done one fucking million times already)
Hate this shit so much and hope to see an internet blackout in my lifetime. Solar flares take my energy
Caliporniacation -
Massapooshitts
^^^^^^
This is such a great use of electricity
ChatGPT output had to be heavily tweaked behind the scene by an army of Kenyan workers who are paid less than $2 per hour to make it appear coherent.
From The Horrific Content a Kenyan Worker Had to See While Training ChatGPT (cw: descriptions of all sorts of depravity):
The type of work Mathenge performed has been crucial for bots like ChatGPT and Google’s Bard to function and to feel so magical. But the human cost of the effort been widely overlooked. In a process called “Reinforcement Learning from Human Feedback,” or RLHF, bots become smarter as humans label content, teaching them how to optimize based on that feedback. A.I. leaders, including OpenAI’s Sam Altman, have praised the practice’s technical effectiveness, yet they rarely talk about the cost some humans pay to align the A.I. systems with our values. Mathenge and his colleagues were on the business end of that reality.
AI? Give me like a day and I think I can write a regular-ass computer program that can do just that.
grep -i p states.txt | wc -l$30/month pls
But you are not artificially intelligent
I don’t know about them but I’m not even regularly intelligent.
I could probably code something to do this and I know like a community college course I took four years ago amount of python.
Lmao it works with ChatGPT 4o mini too! What a joke
At least you had to prod it, llm never repeats itself when you type that it’s wrong (as it maintains whole state including previous question, and tries to adjust output)
Calipornia
CaliPORNia
I mean yeah, it is the epicenter of the porn industry.
This is the future the left wants
Palifornia
A more technical explanation for this is that LLMs split words into tokens (whole words or parts of words) and then use the “distance” between tokens (how frequently they follow each other) to generate the next most likely token. This results in them not knowing what is actually in a token, just what it’s related to. There is a version of ChatGPT called o1 which should be able to solve this by putting its output back into itself and some more parsing that mitigates this problem, but it costs like $30/mo.
this is o1 though.
I didn’t see that. That’s weird. Oddly enough, 4o-mini outperformed o1 on this front.
prompt: c o u n t How many states have the letter 'p' in their names
Let’s list all the U.S. states and check how many contain the letter “p” in their names:
- Alabama
- Alaska
- Arizona
- Arkansas
- California
- Colorado
- Connecticut
- Delaware
- Florida
- Georgia
- Hawaii
- Idaho
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Kentucky
- Louisiana
- Maine
- Maryland
- Massachusetts
- Michigan
- Minnesota
- Mississippi
- Missouri
- Montana
- Nebraska
- Nevada
- New Hampshire ✔️
- New Jersey
- New Mexico
- New York
- North Carolina
- North Dakota
- Ohio
- Oklahoma
- Oregon
- Pennsylvania ✔️
- Rhode Island
- South Carolina
- South Dakota
- Tennessee
- Texas
- Utah
- Vermont
- Virginia
- Washington
- West Virginia
- Wisconsin
- Wyoming
The U.S. states that contain the letter “p” in their names are:
- Pennsylvania
- Mississippi
- New Hampshire
So, there are 3 states with the letter “p” in their names.
llama (both 4.7 and 70, mistral types oklahoma and iowa) prints for some reason iowa has p in it, lmao.
llama3.1:7b returns:
Only one state, Pennsylvania (#38), contains the letter “p”
mistral:7b returns:
Counting these states, we have 15 states with the letter “p” in their names. This list excludes territories and excludes Alaska because it does not use “The” at the beginning of its official name. [after counting 33 states]
Gemma2:2b returns: Here are the states that contain the letter “P” in their names:
Pennsylvania Rhode Island (this is a tricky one, as it's often forgotten!)This is generally assessing a fish’s ability to climb a tree, though. The point of LLMs isn’t character recognition, so it doesn’t make much sense to assess LLMs on their ability to do this.
It’s mainly trolling to show they don’t have cognition or anything resembling reasoning or understanding really. it’s some people (and mine) personal windmills, their ability is bullshit fast enough to mimic a person, not “intelligence”
ipwa
pwned
To be fair I would probably mess that one up to. We will hit agi some day. Not by making computers smarter but by realizing how dumb we all are and lowing the bar.
The average Amerikkkan cannot identify and summarize superficial themes in a text or meaningfully integrate new information into their worldview. In some senses, plagiarism machine has already eclipsed the empire. “Most incalculable damage to the climate” is still anyone’s game, though.
Going to find these cute little language bugs for a while yet
